AMAZING POEM

An acrostic sarcastic tongue in cheek poem :P

A Amateur Writing
M Mediocre Literature
A Asslicking Compliments
Z Zzzzzz  Boring works
I   Internal Excriments
N Not really worth reading
G Gorging my eyes out

P Praising Nothing
O Obviously Stupid
E Emoticons Can't Save
M Manure Poetry

Reviews

[Brittany]

I read the other reviews. I might be way off base, but I thought you were calling us fellow writers to step up our game. I took it that you were sick of reading poorly written material by people who don't -want- to improve. I also took it to mean you are sick of reviews that just say...I really liked this :D...without any real content. I'm probably wayyyy of base.

[Adela Muresan]

lol lol

A.M.

[外人 (Gaiji..]

That's not a "zzz boring work" :P Plus, I never lie on reviews ... I hide, sometimes xD
The poem is cool but this "I'm s**t, I wanna die" attitude ... def starting to bore and worry !

[Owlgirl]

Wow. This is amazing. I'm still reading through all the debating reviews, but the poem was awesome. Interesting messages, I don't agree with all the things everyone is saying, but some are intruiging. This poem is deffinetly food for thought and I am very curios as to your motivation for writing this and inspiration.

[Crazy Cat Man]

this poem is causing debates :D did I open Pandora's box? :P

[Dean Kuch®]

I 'think' I get what you're attempting to say here. I always enjoy a dark wit and a bit of sarcastic humor. If you've ever bothered to read any of my stories, then you probably already know that.
The written word, especially those articulated from personal experience and emotional tragedy, are all in and of themselves a form of art. But that doesn't always mean they are literary masterpieces or hold any significance necessarily to anyone else. To the author, sure, they wrote the damn thing, I would like to believe that they knew what they were trying to convey to others. But it doesn't always work out that way. And just because it was put down in 'black and white' doesn't make it read-worthy either. Just to simply say things like 'STUNNING" or "POWERFUL", does no one any good really. it's actually doing the author an injustice. Keep on writing! I like your style!

[Marie]

Bottom line: You don't have to read anything you don't want to read. If I get a read request for one of these poems, I tell it like it is. And I don't care whose feelings I hurt.

[kayla]

Lmao. This was hilarious. I disagree with Shelly Holt-Lowrey because TECHNICALLY you didn't write it to anybody in particular... (but then again, I'm not a very nice person anyways, so even if you hadn't I would still like it lol). Keep up the hilarious writes (:

[Crazy Cat Man]

I actually like her review. :) my work is not for everyone. Not everyone gets my humor. :P

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

I appreciate that we can not agree (no - not disagree, but not agree) here in a civil manner. Speaks to your level of maturity and your temperment. Thank you truly :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

I perform in clubs in NY. So sometimes the crowd laughs hard. Sometimes a few people laugh. So I knowits always going to be different reactions all the time:)

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

Freedom of expression is a principle many have died fighting for and you have it here. So do those of whom you speak. I do not personally like this much in that is outright disrespectful of others. And that is just my opinion. Technically the poem is sound. Subject matter is entirely up to you. As a reader... found it in bad taste. Just the opinion of one and trying to submit with the utmost of respect. I think we have a responsibiliity to teach not disdain. I try my best to help those who want it. The rest... I just don't read what I don't like. Disrespect is not a requirement.

[Beck Louise]

Your writing is always so comical, well done :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

yup just had to write this. too many teeny bopper poems and im laughing at the reviews for the teen poems by waayy older dudes who are like "this is great". im like.......nope its not great they are just praising the poem as great cuz the profile pic of the girl is cute :p its the truth though

[Beck Louise]

ooooh haha true that though, so true :p

[Crazy Cat Man]

like these old dudes actually care about a 13 year old girl writing about her first kiss. haha

[Beck Louise]

ahaha I know right, it's actually pretty amusing though, sad sad sad ha

[Crazy Cat Man]

one girl thought i was a teen and wanted me to review her stories......i was like....sorry i cant read any of these....i cant read long stories of holding hands and even worse..I dont want to hear about teen sex lol......... these girls these days are starting waaayyy too young and i dont want to read about it..

[Beck Louise]

haha I get why, yeah I know man, way too young, its frightening

[Crazy Cat Man]

i dont know whats going on their minds....telling the whole world stuff like that. it puts unpleasant images to the minds of old dudes. haha

[Beck Louise]

I know, like I would never tell anyone anything like that in such detail but especially that young, wow. haha I know right

[Crazy Cat Man]

maybe ill write a poem about that...TMI.....now u are seeing how my mind works......something has to bother me then I let it sit......then i write a funny poem about :P