oh little wiener

sad size

Oh little wiener, how utterly small you are

Being sub-par you can’t do much when everywhere is too far.

Sadly you were born shorter than most,

 appearing more-so like a ghost.

Caverns seem unoccupied when you enter, like an undetectable ‘renter’.

While attempting to make it rain, all the girls can do is complain that you leave just a little stain.

Opposite of a snake, there’s not enough of you to build up a quake!

Too small to erupt, little pups like you just aren't enough.

Under-performing the 'birds and the bees', poor victims suffer your inability to please!

Truth is from birth you just never grew.

Every hole too vast, you fall out being too small of a screw.

Someone else has to 'nail' the job, as you are laughably mistaken for a ‘mini corn on the cob’.

But don't be jealous of everyone else's size, you ordered the new super small, so just add some fries.

Though don't be mistaken for a little one,

because being bit wouldn't be much fun!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Diane]

Good grief that is hilarious!

[Nasty Nincompoop]

ty!! I try makin ppl lol

[Ana Papaya]

Most unfortunate indeed...
Clever lines, and humourous.
Hate to see what happens when you catch a chill.

[Nasty Nincompoop]

lol! don't need a chill. awful performance as it is

[Ana Papaya]

: )