Exasperated Instances

Gotta love Walmart...

Damn
I had a plan
Yet here I stand
Waiting
Mentally pacing
Trying to stay patient
Waving goodbye
To my sanity
Losing my mind
How long is this damn line?

I came for batteries
But I’m leaving with dvds
New pillows
Candles
And all this stuff
I don’t need
For Christ’s sake
I’m gonna be late
Why did I come here
On my lunch break?

If this kid hits me with that cart
One more time
Maaaaannn…
I’m gonna kick him in the throat
Is this line even moving…?

Nope

So why they got this kid on a leash?
Then get home
And let him play in the street..
Sheesh..

I really have to pee now
But I can’t take the chance
Is this lady
Really tryin to buy condoms
With food stamps?

I’m almost next ..
The cashier is laughing ….
Acting like she never seen a grown man
Doin the bathroom dance..

I want to offer a banana to Magilla Gorilla
But if she delays my trip to the bathroom
I WILL have to kill her

I pay the beast
Head to the bathroom for sweet release
And exit
Feeling like blue ninjas
Molested my wallet
Try to recall
Where the hell I parked
I must be crazy
Cuz I’ll be back tomorrow

Man, I love Wal-Mart

Reviews

[ms.trelly]

LMAO! THIS IS VERY UNIQUE. MY FAV LINE ARE: "IS THIS LADY REALLY TRYING TO BUT CONDOMS WITH FOOD STAMPS" OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS (I'M NOT TYPING OMG AS MUCH AS I'M SAYING IT) AND I'VE BEEN IN THE "GOT TO POTTY" INSIDENT LOL.

[Thunderlyrics]

OMG!!!

Where did you find a picture of Walmart???

You amaze me! and the poem.....was off the mufu chain!!!!!!!!!

[Cherry Berry]

Too many of us know that feeling to well. lol
This was a fun piece. Well penned.
xox
Cherri