No Paywall to Sodom

I had fun with this. Based on a true story 2 years ago. Inspired by the MF Doom Rap "Kookies"

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Up at 1 am in the dark

Hunting for meat online, blood in the water like a shark

Redtube.com and Pornhub

Dan.Jr gets as hard as a club

Daughters are asleep and wife is on a business trip

Got to do this quiet, give them the slip

Watch some interracial White ON Asian fun

It looks like a long snowball flying into the sun

Cooped up in the dark like Bruce Wayne

Watching is so good, insane

Oh my God, the Kim Kardashian sex tape

Just had a baby but still so in shape

Made so well, I have to call it art

Picasso loses to Kim's a*s from the start

Former VH1 girls, losing their 15 minutes of fame

Going online, putting up 15 minutes of shame

It’s sad but I see the mouse click

Time moves on, it’s 2 am so quick

“Daddy, what you doing?” I hear a voice

It’s from my 2 year old, little pig-tailed Joyce

Favorite color is orange, hates ants

Owww! Had to quickly jam Dan.Jr back in my pants

It’s not Christmas time but there is some left over "milk"

Have to send her back to bed, so I can get back to my 500 active viewer ilk

 

I say

“My dear, I am checking my stocks and our financial situation.

This is a long and tiring endeavor, needing my constant analyzation

The market is in flux all the time, studying it requires investigation

I’m a licensed day trader so I have the accreditation

I might be making some noise so I can understand any possible frustration

But please note that I shall stop, providing alleviation”

She laughs and says “Daddy, talk funny.”

Bingo, she leaves; my b.s was on the money.

 

Nowhere was I

Oh yeah, watching a woman get cum in her eye

So crisp, watchable and free

Five finger discount, park admission is free; I’m like in an adult Disney

Two on one action always makes me holler

Torrent this trash, I don’t owe them a dollar

Oh, only 50 cents to watch white farm girl with pig tails!

2,000,000 views. A mastery at marketing and sales.

Virus attack? MacFee that s**t

Trojan Worm? Nah bro I got a Mac, I don’t be with it

Watching two black people go at the horizontal motion

Movement so fluid, like water in the ocean

He’s on top and doing her dirty

Oh my God, I could watch this til I’m 30

Looks like the Incredible Hulk on top of Starfire

I say I didn’t enjoy, I would be a goddamn liar

Another sex tape, I can't say no

Then a message pops up on my browser from below

“Parental control!?” What is this crap?!

Whatever, it’s 4:30 am, nap.

 

Author's Note

Don't judge me too harshly!