Bathroom Numbers

 

He saw the writing –

“Call for a good time” –

And he smiled to himself -

A lustful, greedy

Smile it was –

For this would be

The third time

He dialed one of

The many numbers

Upon the wall,

And the first two

Women had definitely been

Worth the call.

 

The first number

Of the seven-digit

Heaven was hit,

And his smile widened.

The second,

And a glaze

Entered his eyes.

Number three,

And his lips

Parted slightly.

Four –

Over halfway through

And he could not

Contain himself.

Five was hit quickly,

With shaking fingers,

And six drew a

Breath after

As he paused,

Remembering his line

Before number seven –

Lucky number seven.

Three rings and

Then a sensual

“Hello?”

From the other end.

He quickly delivered

His prepared line

And smirking

As he received

A confirmation.

 

They arranged to meet

In the darkest corner

Of the most rowdy

Restaurant –

The bawdy, vulgar

Tavern on 36^th

And Western.

He wore his

Hair slicked back

And his buckled

Shoes, which clomped

As he slid into place.

In came his date,

And his eyes widened

As his lips parted

Once more

To breathe in

A shocked breath,

“Mother?!”

 

Reviews

[SweetPersephone]

Ohhhhh myyyyy gaaaawwwddd!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious ^^ I very much enjoyed it, as did Melanie whom I read it to via the phone :)

[Rc R. Vagilidad]

hahaha.. ignorant dumb guy... i can really call this a hit.. it made me laugh... wheew... cool lauren! what made such inspiration to you to write this one..

[Erin Sky]

ROFLMWBGO! That is HILARIOUS! I love you, Lauren.

[PhoeniX]

oh man! i would have to say i was NOT expecting the ending. wow. this was great! gave me a good laugh.
but in all seriousness, it was written really really well. you built up the feeling and then in the end smacked it right in my face. but it was great!