THE GIRLS

poetic license in verse

THE GIRLS

 

I once knew a girl named Della

She was so fine

Her cooking deliscious

Just tasted sublime

I just lived to sample her dishes

 

There was also a girl called Tiny

She had St. Vitus dance

And no pants

She was so fair and always so bare

With no underwear to cover her hiney

 

Wait, you haven`t met Patty

She used to get so bratty

Once at the fair she put jam

In my hair

And found herself flat on her pratty

 

Oh! But, come and meet Mary

Would you believe she was so hairy

She was, I swear a bundle of hair

And no underwear

I think her last name was Flaherty

 

Now please be my guest

And I`ll save all the rest

Until you pester and plead

And I break out the mead

We now have all reached parity

----- Eagle Cruagh

 

Reviews

[linley{luu}]

I felt like I was a little kid... but not. It reminded me of a Mother Goose rhyhm, but made for the adult children. Made me giggle.

[justjenn_2u]

This reminds me of a Nursery Rhyme but with adult content. It's comical and keeps you reading.

[IMOGEAN]

Very comical.....Silly...