Feel Bad Laughing At This.

Feel Bad Laughing At This.

A Story by ettorney
"

You know you will.

"
So, I walked into the ubiquitous house of the clown to get a fast fix of my cholesterol laden fat enhancing addiction on a sesame seed bun.  Now listen, I'm all for giving folks of less than your average bear's mentality a fair shake (no pun intended) but for cryin out loud is good hygiene too much to ask for?

I've tried to be sympathetic and politically correct but let's face it, I'm just not that nice.

"Maaayyyyehh I helllppp you?" drawled the differently abled young man showing a wide grin accented by a small glisten of drool.

"Yes." I said as dryly as possible.  "Get me someone else.  Don't touch my food and stop drooling on my french fries."

Yum.

© 2010 ettorney


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Ew. (Not ew the writing, but ew the experience) A raise of the corner of my upper lip, perhaps, but no laughter. I'm sitting here wondering if this came from a personal experience. I don't know that I would have asked for someone else, I think I would have just raised one eyebrow, chin would have dropped slightly, stared for a moment and then turned and walked out. Off to the girl with the red hair and braids, maybe. :)

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ettorney
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