when all the pretty elf twits are shining
then all the witty villains come dining
sparkling gore splatters fine hardwood floors
sending all their mommies sniffling and pining
faerie herds prance with a shimmering hustle
and spit fancy phrases like jackanape clods
on asphalt and diamonds, they giggle and bustle
with floppy slack jaws in ignorant fogs
in roll the predators; sexy smiling beasts
licking their lips in deep necrotic bliss
dressed up as bankers and lawyers and priests
delivering deathblows; cold Judas kiss
cunning words mope like a corpulent lummox
and strike (flash!) like a dexterous asp
jettisoned up from hot bubbling stomachs
raw brilliance far too slick to be grasped
when all the pretty elf twits are shining
then all the witty villains come dining
sparkling gore splatters fine hardwood floors
sending all their mommies sniffling and pining
skybox in the concrete coliseum
through binoculars I see the lions maul
voracious appetites drip from red teeth
as each lovely challenger falls and falls!
as each lovely challenger falls!