I'm So Loved

 

I'm more popular since I've gone on line
  than ever before in my life.
I can't believe how many young ladies
  are dying to become my wife.

I hear from several every week
  who fall in love with my profile.
I hear from women from nearly my age
  to some who are nearly a child.

They can't live without me, "send money" they say'
  "so I can come be with you.
If I can't become your loving wife,
  I just don't know what I'll do."
 
"My parents were killed in an evil uprising."
  "My Daddy was rich you see.
Help me get his money out of the bank
  and you can share it with me."

My problem is this, I don't know which to choose.
  They're all so lovely you see'
Though sometimes two of them look so much alike
  they could be from the same family.

Which one should I give my account number to.
  They all are so very sincere.
I can't select one and hurt all the rest
  so I think I'll stay single this year.

 


 

© 2007 G. Harrison Quay

Reviews

[justjenn_2u]

Ha!!! Very candid. What a good perspective on the world of online.

[An Ordinary Woman]

LOL, I love this! I've read those messages myself, that is exactly what they say too. You really have this spot on!
I enjoyed this, it's fantabulous and made me smile ... thank you!

Ha! I love it! Its like that Brad Paisley song! And I read it and thought of all of the girls on myspace there for "dating" and "friendship" . Great writing. Really draws you in.