Clueless

A tribute-cum-assault to the film.

“Oh, my God, Oh my God!

She’s like, so last season!”

                     For Christ’s sakes! Stop saying that!

                     At least have more reason!

“Oh, my God! Like, way touchy!

Did you miss the sales?”

                     Just go check out your hair,

                     And touch-up your nails!

“Oh, my God! Yeah, get her!

Her slip’s really showing!”

                      Look, if you carry on

                      I shall I have to be going.

“What-ever! Like, hey!

Oh, my God! B***h has claws!”

                      Yeah, I’m sharpening them now

                      They’re just like buzz-saws.

“Like, Oh --- my-God!

Girlfriend - I’m outtie!”

                      Yeah, b***h, get back to the mall!

                      When you’re angry your lips get real pouty!

Reviews

[Frantzuu]

Rofl! I just had to comment on this and rate it. It's awesome! It's even funnier when you read it out loud, I can just picture the convo between the charaters lol
so short but the imagery in this piece is freaking awesome. You can create a whole freaking character with just that.

[A.Lee]

Haha, this is awesome :) You did a great job with this.

“What-ever! Like, hey!
Oh, my God! B***h has claws!”
Yeah, I’m sharpening them now
They’re just like buzz-saws.

^^^ awesome.

[*~Kristy~*]

LOL I actually really loved this!

[Wicahpi]

LoL Okay then!
Fun Write!

[MissWordSmith]

hahahaha.... this is really funny. i had a friend who was like this and did she drive me crazy!
Cool, funny, fast read.
Great :)
Your frustration was so hilarious!!!! rotflmao!!