Poet for Sale

Six Word Short Story Contest

Half priced metaphors; irony is complimentary. 

Reviews

[quinfinn]

metaphors, metaphors...who will buy my metaphors? you really shine, Sarah....nice!

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

Who INDEED would buy my metaphors? haha Probably not many, they are too...unusual for the taste of the general population.

[quinfinn]

yes, but the rare birds love them...just remember what irony is....the opposite of wrinkly

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! But you'll probably get us hooked, and jack up the price on personification...

Superb story in these six words!

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

Oh yes, personification and similie are extra :)

[Clockwork]

I'm glad to see that you've joined the six word short story parade :-) I like the irony of the title in this one and the way you set up this story overall.

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

well, it wasn't great, but it just sort of hit me and I thought...what the heck! Sounded ironically interesting to me. :)

[Clockwork]

Still though, you gave it a good shot :-)

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

Aaaww...that was your kind way of saying, stick to poetry ;)

[K. Louis]

Clever little words. Love the title too!

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

Thank you...the title was meant to be ironic...call me Alanis Morisette... :)

[K. Louis]

Hey Alanis...*throws out a peace sign"

[Zahra]

Sarah, queen of words, she rocks. :) awesome, it's really cool

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

Haha Thank you...I don't usually do this sort of thing, but the mood struck and who am I to deny the muse? lol

[rhythm&blues]

This one is great, I'll a baker's dozen please!

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

Cool...i'll get to work on those right away :) I'm assuming you prefer the metaphors to the irony...?

[rhythm&blues]

Yes please. :-)