Millennials

Based off of true events this is the beginning of a sit-com I have been playing with. It's not one of my main projects but it is a good example of my work. If you like it, then stay tune for more.

*The move*

Rose: Do you think 20 dollars’ tip was too much?

Cass: Well seeing how there was 5 of them and they moved our whole house… and packed it … and cleaned it…

Demi: Well some of us where packed and ready to go

Rose: Alright now while you are unpacking make sure to go through everything and make sure you want it…

Cass: Oh and the hoarder judgment came with the move

Rose: Well I

Cass: With that much guilt you should have tipped them better

Rose: Ugh

Cass: Instead of ya know loose change

Demi: Honestly mom you shouldn’t be pointing any fingers. I mean you didn’t packed…

Rose: I

Demi: Like at all… and you told us to take everything… Like this box of broken glass…

Rose: Well I want to go through everything. Plus I didn’t have time to pack.

Cass: You don’t have a job!

Rose: Alright I’m going out and I’ll be back later

Demi: But you haven’t unpacked…

Rose: Just go through it you know what I like

Cass: Mother of the year!

 

*Demi room*

Cass: Hey miss birthday girl… How does it feel turning half of 50

Demi: Thanks. Yeah, great ya know dead end job, living with my mom, boyfriend who spent his saving on a guitar…

Cass: Wow do you want me to play a violin while you continue?

Demi: I have just had a rough year

Cass: Yeah like sand paper rubbed on your vagina rough

Demi: Thanks again

Cass: Well, hey It’s not all about you. I’m on s**t island too, With mom up my a*s every 5 minutes.

Demi: She wants you to pay rent

Cass: Um that’s funny I didn’t know you had to pay rent in prison. She might have been able to squeeze out your paycheck from your hands but she won’t see a cent from me. B***h needs to get a job.

Demi: She says she can’t use a computer.

Cass: No she won’t use a computer. She could if she tried. Anyway I’m hungry let’s go get something to eat.

Demi: Are you buying?

Cass: Well last time I looked my name was Daddy freaking Warbucks so sure why not.

Demi: Thanks I appreciate it

Author's Note

Based off of true events this is the beginning of a sit-com I have been playing with. It's not one of my main projects but it is a good example of my work. If you like it, then stay tune for more. There will be more