The Cat Flap

The Cat Flap

Around the floor perplexed they sat,
for through the flap would not the cat
Monsieur Poirot he firmly sat,
for was he not to him a normal cat
 
That flap they put to access my mat
is made for one quite ordinary cat
Now all will tell from just my name,
I'm not a simple cat to tame
 
From stock I come like royalty
and as such do I deserve a key
To lock me out without one so,
will I'm afraid force me to go
 
To those appreciative of one so fine,
on which the finest fish to dine
My coat must have its daily brush,
my bed must be so incredibly lush
 
You'll attention give when permission granted,
and snack and treats about be planted
To keep me as I must be kept,
will allow me occasionally to let you pet
 
As in the way I am accustomed too,
will make life most easy for you
And no amount of here kitty cat,
will entice me through an ordinary flap
 
So insist I must for my own key,
or disposed I'll be to set me free
Monsieur Poirot

Reviews

[Bear]

Ha! Ha! Very creative and wittily written and just like your other poems that I have read the rhyme scheme is nice and clean with true rhymes and the flow is so smooth the poems almost read themselves. A pleasure to read as well as entertaining, I am glad you posted so we can all enjoy it.