Mail in Labor

The couple were rushing to the hospital because the wife was in labor

As they walked

A doctor noticed and said to them

That he has invented a machine that can split the pain between the mother and the father.

After talking about it with them selves they decided to agree to do it

The doctor takes them to a room where he hooked them up to the machine

The doctor starts it off with 20% split towards the father

The wife feels actually a little better

The husband doesn't feel anything

The doctor turns it up to 50% and the wife feels even better than the first time

The husband still doesn't feel anything!

The doctor now got encouraged to turn it up to a notch so he made it up to a 100%

The husband still doesn't feel a thing!

And then the wife didn't feel any pain whats so ever

The baby is born,

So they go back to the house and find the mailman screaming and groaning in pain on their doorstep.

Reviews

[Donna]

Oh wow! Another great story!

[Joey Nizz]

Thanks again Donna, I appreciate all of reviews ^^

[Ardra]

hahaha joey this was fun :P

if they ever created a machine to take away the pain... i was just happy reading tht... which doc lol..

[Joey Nizz]

Haha im glad you liked it :p
If only they did create it lol, everybody would go to it :p

[Zephyr]

This is one funny read!
Try more humorous pieces.
Thanks for sharing!

[Joey Nizz]

lol thanks im glad to know that you thought it was funny, and ill try hopefully :P

Your welcome and thank you for your review!

[Rassoul]

I honestly found this so funny, and I liked the way you wrote it too. Well done, Joey.

[Joey Nizz]

Lol thanks man, I appreciate it.

[Priyanshi]

Hey, It's nice, I found it good.
Nicely written.

[Joey Nizz]

Thank you :)

[Priyanshi]

My pleasure

[Warrior]

OMG! that is so scandalous probably very devastating to the husband though poor guy. very funny piece.

[Joey Nizz]

Lol yea, felt kinda bad about what happened to him. and thank you for finding it funny.

[mystichoot]

Well written, the word play is very well done.

[Joey Nizz]

Thank you very much :)

[Abraham George]

So funny and at last i just laughed.

i thought the husband act he don't have pain to make her wife happy

[Joey Nizz]

haha me too, but that mailman got what he deserve lol

[Abraham George]

But what she got for cheating her husband?

[Joey Nizz]

honestly, i did not think about that

[Abraham George]

ok if you need make the changes

[Joey Nizz]

sure but i think it is the end, it supposed to have a funny ending, but if u want to add something send me a private message maybe i can re write it into something other than funny.