5/23/15-Ode To Siri

Once upon a midnight dreary 

while I wondered where is Siri 

I stumbled upon many a quaint and curious road sign 

misleading me to the wrong door. 

I can clearly remember, it was mid September, 

and my cell phone had fallen without me hearing, 

down onto the Honda Civic's floor... 

Into piles of long lost fast food 

wrappers all expired, past due 

no more Siri to just help steer me 

She was gone forevermore.