The Quest of Lord EvanA Poem by JoeColemanA parody in a cascading rhyme -scheme
Lord Evan rode upon his chestnut steed
caparisoned in velvety thru' the wood in search of where Milady's castle stood. He urged his charger on to greater speed. "Had I two wings to fly if but I could," Lord Evan speaking to himself did say, "I would beside her be this very day. Yea, clasping kiss her as a suitor should. On! Faster, charger! Fleetly run I pray... Betake me toward Milady's lips and arms, Milady's soft and sweetly pliant charms that we might while the starry night away." Through forest, field and fen and fertile farm upon his faithful tired charger's back Lord Evan rode as blue sky drained night-black. "I know not her address!" he cried alarmed, "Methinks I'm effing lost. Alas! Alack!" (Milady meanwhile effed Earl Nottamun). Lord Evan then did walk. He walking spun in circles. Walked. "My effing feet doth bleed! Perchance an effing motorbike I need... a Harley'- effing - Davidson. I'm lost! No effing map to effing read... Eff me! I've lost an effing shoe! Eff all this effing &@$!#%! Eff my horse too! I've effing effed my effing self indeed." Lord Evan wandered with no effing clue regarding where the effing castle stood. Far from Mi-effing-lady's neighborhood he swore and cursed her, "Eff you, effing shrew! I effing feel like I'm an effing clown. Why can't you effing live effing downtown as all my other effing girlfriends do? Of all the effing luck... Go eff a duck! Eff eff eff Eff eff eff Eff eff Phooey!! © 2015 JoeColeman |
AuthorJoeColemanMelrose, MAAboutMost of my interest stems from involvement in spoken-word-open-mic groups in eastern Mass. I enjoy entertains people with amusing, bawdy verse that takes an audience to surprising places. I also lik.. more..Writing
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