A Real Cool Dude - a collaboration with Trace

~ having some fun with Trace ~

 

 

 

Saturday night and the music’s loud

I’m one in a million in this disco crowd

I’m perfectly coiffed both head and chest

I couldn’t find my Travolta vest

but I have enough bling to catch her eye

Yep, I’m all sexed up and look-in fly

 

“I didn’t realize this was super model night at the disco palace”

 

Hey, there she is, come over here cutie

Lets hit the floor so you can shake your bootie

The lights are flashing gold and red

Come dance with me, don’t shake your head

I’m every woman’s romantic dream

Oh so cool…smooth as whip cream

 

“If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning”

 

Now let’s be honest…I’m look-in good

Displaying what’s in and pack-in wood

Let me show you just what I can do

Do I smell like chloroform to you?

No really...that’s expensive cologne

What do you mean, leave me alone?

 

“You have the legs of an angel, they go all the way to heaven”

 

Don’t turn away….it’s 12 o’clock

I’m no Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock

And babe, I have much more to give

Besides I have just three months to live

And this is a pimple, not a herpes blister

You look like Pam Anderson’s sister!

 

“If you’d rather sleep alone, I can leave when you’re done with me”

 

No..wait…wait…don’t run away from me

Where you go-in my disco baby?

I haven’t even used my very best line

Hey sexy lady…What’s your sign?

 

Wow…look at her run…now that’s just rude

I guess she can’t handle a real cool dude…

Reviews

[cycy]

hahahahahahahahahahah my ohh my you two ladies have quite the imagination dont you or rather should i say the inspiration because there really are a lot of guys like this ou there...i enjoyed every crazy little line and you really had me in stitches right up to the end, great sense of humour keep it up dearies and i love love loveeed it xo hahahahah still got the gigles

[MsJewel]

Thank you for your kind comment. This was a fun collaboration! :) Julie

[Stephen]

--- *LAUGH OUT LOUD!!* ---

[MsJewel]

Thank you :) Julie

[wordman]

lord,lord how many of these jokers have I seen and worse how many fall for that line

[MsJewel]

I really hope no one would fall for those silly lines...:) Julie

[Roger Turgeon]

It's not often I laugh all the way thru a poem...but I did this time. Amazing job of putting together all the pickup lines. Really, I can't stop smiling ( : O )

P.S. Do any of those lines ever work? and you missed "If I told you that you had an amazing body would you hold it against me?"

[MsJewel]

Trace swears he has never used those lines...LOL... I'm so glad you enjoyed this one - we had fun writing it. :) Julie

[lovelife]

This is a very funny peice, I hope you write more like this

[MsJewel]

Thank you :) Julie

[lovelife]

your very welcome

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hhahahhaha oh my gosh you guys made me laugh.Now that is indeed one cool dude.Great pen you two ,I loved it :)

[MsJewel]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thank you :) Julie

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome :)

[Papatunde]

heheheeh.. Ms jewel you never seize to amaze me. great write

[MsJewel]

Thank you for your kind words :) Julie

[adreamer]

I remember this one from that another site it still as funny as it was the first time I read it! You two pen poems so beautifully together.

[MsJewel]

Thank you Larry :) Julie

[jacob erin-cilberto]

at least in his mind, he is a "real cool dude"---

a very entertaining write you two.

jacob

[MsJewel]

Thank you Jacob :) Julie

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

hahaha, f=don;t know who wrote which parts but it was entertaining from beginning to end… those players trying to work their magic, never last long before everyone figures out their tricks.

[MsJewel]

We both wrote the poem, but I have to give Trace credit for the pick up lines...I'm thrilled you enjoyed it. :) Julie

[The Rock And Roll Cowboy(REBEL WITH A CAUSE)]

Was so my pleasure to read :)