Cracker Jack

at day at the store

It was a day like no other, the day I would lose my intrest in Cracker Jack.

Me and a couple of pals where heading to the store on a nice saturday afternoon.

I was kinda hungry and we all decided to stop in and buy a couple of bags of Cracker Jack

to ease our hunger.

We each grabbed one and a drink I of course got Mountain Dew, anyways Taylor paid for our food

and we headed outside to eat.

We sat outside the store seeing as we had no place to go, we started our feast.

We Started in to our bags of Cracker Jack, all excited to get our prize.

Taylor gave us a look of unsadisfaction.

We all looked up and Thanked Him.

He Went into a i'm so big smile ,I couldn't help but laugh to myself.

Tubby yelled in excitment as he pulled out his prize.

It was one of thoes mini ball maze things. Big deal I thought to meself my prize would be better.

Taylor pulled out a sticker. I laughed at him.

Ok I thought my prize has to be better then these two.

I looked into the bag and hunted for my prize.

And hunted,

And hunted,

And hunted.

Where is it?

I got angry, the others started into there drinks.

"Where's Your Prize Moe?" asked Taylor

"Yeah Moe Where's Your Prize?" Tubby added.

" I don't f*****g know, it's not in here!" I yelled

"What do you mean?"

"It's not here!"

I dumped out the bag and there was no prize.

"Well this is total bullshit! I f*****g buy Cracker Jack and there no f*****g prize,

why the f**k wuld it say a prize inside if theres no f*****g prize!"

"Well aculty i bought-"

"Shut the f**k up Taylor!"

"Hey wheres Tubby?"

He was gone along with my Cracker Jack.

"Oh thats f*****g perfect. The a*****e stole my Cracker Jack!"

Taylor looked up at me.

"I could buy you another one Moe it's no big deal."

I looked up at him.

"No big deal? NO BIG DEAL! What the f**k do you mean no big deal, I fucing got a Cracker Jack with no f*****g prize, and then Tubby takes off with my f*****g Cracker Jack. This Day F*****g Sucks!"

I went for my Mountain Dew, but it was f*****g gone.

"Taylor where's my-"

Taylor was gone.

"OH MY F*****G GOD!" First i get bad Cracker Jack, the Tubbytakes off with my f*****g food and , then Taylor stole my f*****g drink. Wait... who the f**k am i talking to!"

 

The End

Author's Note

Sry Not good speller

Reviews

[Kriss]

LMAO Morley you happen to be my hero for that one
Jebus you got everyones personalities so right hahaaha.
LOL Taylor. I can just here his voice now. And I can see Chris sneaking away with your food lol.
You guys are so awesome I love you all hahahaha.
Good write Moe it was hilarious !

♥Kriss

[Sapphire.Diamond]

LMFAO
hahahah no prize
thats sad