Receipt

A Story by kenny

So today I played a little game with myself. Which is awesome. I love playing with myself. I do it all the time. the game was based on the fact, on my work breaks, I either get a sandwich, or just water. So I put all my receipts in a little pile, and I mixed it all up. And I said, if it's a water receipt, I'll move on with my life, and forget about both my love for Taylor and Leah (Leah being my most recent "girlfriend" who is really just not even worth talking about. She cheated on me). And if I got a sandwich receipt (boy this is really teaching me how to spell receipt, I keep wanting to put i before e... uhg) Then I would do everything in my power to earn either of their love. And considering I rarely get a sandwich, odds weren't in their favor...

SO BRANCHING SUBJECT:

today, purely in order to have an opening topic for Taylor and I, I spent $2 on sour patch kids (which I truly and dearly forgot how much I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SOUR PATCH KIDS).

Lo and behold, The receipt I drew, was neither for water, or for sandwich, but sour patch kids. Thus telling me, that I had already made up my mind. Simply by buying sour patch kids... that is some deep s**t.

Explanation of sour patch kids: they are like crack to Taylor...but better.