My Dentist Is A B***h

My Dentist Is A B***h

A Poem by Secret Lullaby

My dentist is a b***h.

I want to throw him in a ditch.

He caused me so much pain!

Especialy when he cut that vain.

Is he really that dumb?

Did he not hear me when I told him  I wasen't numb?

I wanted to bust him in the lip!

haha that would be such a trip (;

He better stay away from me,

Or I will kick him in the knee.

Then like a child I will run from the room

Watch me as I go ZOOOOMMMMMM......

My dentist is b***h.

And next time i WILL throw him in a ditch.

 

 

 

 

© 2013 Secret Lullaby


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Hollywood Dead vibe


Posted 11 Years Ago


Secret Lullaby

11 Years Ago

i was thinking the same thing (;
That_Guy

11 Years Ago

nice, well done
Secret Lullaby

11 Years Ago

thank you (;
Hahahaha hilarious! Loved it!

Posted 11 Years Ago


LOL i love this poem. the title grabbed my attention cuz i never a read a title quite like that....my dentist is a b***h.....and this was a cute funny poem :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


Crazy Cat Man

11 Years Ago

I also love the simple rhymes
Secret Lullaby

11 Years Ago

haha thanks(:
Laughed my EffingAssOff. Just had a dentist appointment where the new dentist laughed her face off as she was stabbing me withthe novocaine needle over and over again. Thanks for the laugh :0)

Posted 11 Years Ago


Secret Lullaby

11 Years Ago

haha glad you liked it(:
HAHAHAHA!!! F*****g LOVE THIS!!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Secret Lullaby

11 Years Ago

haha thanks (:
AHH!! i hate dentists so much!!!

Posted 11 Years Ago


Secret Lullaby

11 Years Ago

IKR!!!
hahahha ...funny ....i hate my dentist too ..good job

Posted 11 Years Ago


funny....yet mean....i could totally c u thrown him n a ditch lol

Posted 11 Years Ago


Did he really cut your vein?

Posted 11 Years Ago


Secret Lullaby

11 Years Ago

the ones in my mouth yeah ....and it hurt!!!
Hah, a loud, resounding "I know that feeling" from me.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Secret Lullaby

11 Years Ago

haha thanks (:

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Secret Lullaby

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