Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts

Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts

A Poem by RachelReaper
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just something i thought of while watching Harry Potter

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Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Reason #1- If I would see Ron and Hermione in the halls together, I would pretend to ride my broom and yell, "Yeah! Get some!"

Reason #2- Whenever Snape would walk into the room I'd start to sing "I'm sexy and I Know it"

Reason #3- If someone in a hushed voice would say, "He who must not be named." I'd loudly say, "Who? You mean VOLDEMORT?"

Reason #4- I told Draco Malfoy, "Your daddy so ugly, when Hagrid bends over people say, "Look, its Lucius!"

Reason #5- Complaining to Professor Magonagall how lacking Hogwart's sex ed is in the middle of class.

Reason #6- Telling Voldemort, "You so ugly you make dementors blush"

Reason #7- Stomping on the Sorting Hat when it put me in Ravenclaw, then it changed its mind and said people of my kind belong in Slytherin.

Reason #8- Tripping Dumbledor down a long flight of stairs.

Reason #9- Spray painting the walls by Gryffindor's dorm to say, "Potterheads" and blaming it on Nevile.

Reason #10- My owl ate eleven other students' owls in the owlery.

Reason #11- Inking a thundercloud on my forehead, going up to Harry Potter and saying, "Look, we're like peanut butter and jelly!"

Reason #12- Playing intense solitaire with a DeathEater.

Reason#13- Pushing a Hufflepuff in the torch at the Twi-Wizard tournament.

Reason #14- Making dog jokes and howling around Professor Lupin

Reason #15- I was found out that I was the one who set the spell on Nevile to make him fail at life (seems to be working thus far).

© 2013 RachelReaper


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RachelReaper
I got bored... lol watcha think?

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LOLOL XD
#15... explains everything... lol jk I totally loved Neville in the last two movies
GREAT JOB AGAIN !!!!!!!

Posted 6 Years Ago


That was hilarious. Sure brightened my day XD

Posted 7 Years Ago


HAHAHAHAHA! Thats was great!

Posted 7 Years Ago


RachelReaper

7 Years Ago

thanx Melanite.
XD Loved it. You need to do more of these. They're so funny.

Posted 8 Years Ago


RachelReaper

8 Years Ago

Did you read my hunger games one? Its called How to get Peeta's attention
Dark Rider

8 Years Ago

I'm going to read that one now! *runs off to read it*
RachelReaper

8 Years Ago

rofl
"Who? VOLDEMORT?" This is freaking hilarious! :D Nice job.

Posted 8 Years Ago


RachelReaper

8 Years Ago

shmanks!
It's fun...not exactly what I was looking for, but fun. you lose points for tripping Dumbledore. this is the first post I've actually read all the way through, though. so kudos to you, potter fan.
also, i dislike Nevile hatahs.

Posted 8 Years Ago


RachelReaper

8 Years Ago

haha, first one you've read all the way through? And nevile hater? Nah, I just like messin with him... read more
LOL XDXDXD

Awesome write!
Gave me a good laugh.

Posted 8 Years Ago


RachelReaper

8 Years Ago

I'm glad you liked it
Are you a comedian on the side? If not you'd be a good one. Number 3 and 8 are absolutely hilarious. This is almost as funny as ''Failed TV shows''.

Posted 8 Years Ago


RachelReaper

8 Years Ago

you know what's funny? I'm listening to Dane Cook as you said that.
Courtney

8 Years Ago

Ha that is funny!
I love number three. It made me fall out of my chair. Don't know why. This is a fantastic piece.

Posted 8 Years Ago


RachelReaper

8 Years Ago

LOL
LMFAO. I love Nevile but #15 is hilarious! actually, they all are :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


RachelReaper

8 Years Ago

haha, I'm glad you liked it

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