You'd think That I'm A Poet

I’m ugly and you bloody know it!
My face and personallity’ll show it
I’m a miserable sod
My breath smells of cod
Why, you’d think I’m a bloody poet

Reviews

[AK]

Very cleverly written...just I have a mild feeling that my breath smells of cod was written only to rhyme with the previous line. Otherwise it is a great write!

[Mathias Winters]

There's only one part I don't get. "My breath smells of cod". Why would a poet's breath smell like cod? Anyway, I love the play on the original rhyme. This is a very clever poem.