Shakespeare Sonnet.

I wrote this when my class and I studied Shakespeare. Enjoy.

But soft, what crash in yonder window breaks? It breaks the night. The dark black night as everlasting and as inconstant as the good knight himself. Oh, nurse! Get thy own self to a nunnery for your body is so distant and we are so sexist. And as if it were part of the times to speak in metaphors and rhymes I rode on each and every a*s until that time did pass that which I should run out of gas. Yet with cats tail whips and similar quips for your hips and dips tips of the hat. The Cat in the Hat, oh to be beaten the whip of his own name that his tail may become his nightmare, and like wise like dumb let ignorance pass as they pass the beer in AA. Oh, for such sweet bitterness of thine own hips for, like Christ, I came on an a*s.

Reviews

[Tom Harris]

You have a wonderful sense of humor. Very well done.

[PyroKitty24]

How fun~ it was beautifully written, and I loved the humor~ I love Shakespeare, but humor makes it all the better

[Kho-San]

I'm cracking up,that's one good poem you have there, show Shakespeare that he's not the only one who can confuse people, and speak like some guy from Shakespearean England.
Fantastic, funny,witty, you're well on your way to becoming a comedian.

[Daniel88Batson]

I really enjoyed it. Well done.

[SoulCrusader (Yas)]

Love it, style is unique and enjoyable :)