Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - February 2, 2022

A groundhog danced on my dog and it made me feel plentiful. I've been contemplating about making another entry, I've just been drowning in the creek of apathy, lately... I'm making this entry because sometimes in the middle of sleeping, I'll have what is called a "mind traffic jam". And it's just a collection of thoughts clashing together and they're all just stuck in one place and it can be over stimulating. And they're almost always of silhouette plasma energy.. Causing me to wake up and I can't go back to sleep. And that's why I'm typing on this morning... It's 6 AM and here I am. I can't help but to feel very insecure about how I technically have no friends to hang out with.. It just makes me feel like the biggest loser in existence. And I've noticed that I can be out in public and I can go up and talk to some random stranger who's just shopping. The other day, I saw this girl and she was dressed in a way that stood out from the crowd. So, I went up to her and talked about how she was a mermaid vampire hybrid and I asked if she could suck my blood. And just over all, I liked her aesthetic. And I almost wanted to ask her if her and I could hang out sometime. Multiple reasons were preventing me from doing that. #1. I could tell she was probably a liberal... Yeah. Lol. Just being honest. Mainly because most goth people with dark green hair are and... she was wearing that flippin' face mask that I loathe so much... UGH! #2. What if she rejects wanting to hang out with me? I mean, over all, I THINK I can look past her being a liberal to some extent. I'd much prefer her to be a red-pilled truther who wants to fight Satanic pedophiles and reptilians but I guess I can't split hairs. But she might not wanna be my friend for whatever reason herself. I just wanna make it clear that I didn't start talking to her to be flirting. Not my intention at all even at the beginning. I just need a platonic friend that's outside of the internet. It's just that when I saw she was wearing a face mask, I guess I got the feeling that her and I wouldn't get along. Even though, I feel like I got along with her on a superficial level for the minute I talked to her. Face masks drives me insane. The world would be a much better place if we all just took a gun and shot the TV. Anyways... I'm going to try to go back to sleep... I'll discuss more, later on in the day...

BACK! I just got done putting some hot sauce on the scab on my foot for the "lulz". It's another day where I'm trapped in my apartment and the sky is peeing on us. I was at Bob Evan's with my mom today. Just me and her and she was telling me how dad used to slap my head as a kid and my uncle Les used to laugh at me when I would break down crying... SUCH GREAT FAMILY MEMORIES!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Not really... Lol. Oh well, I can get past that stuff. I'm more focused on my present situation... I got my hair cut yesterday and it's much better than the previous one. My hair stylist was a platinum statue among the rest. She had pink hair and reminded me of a girl I dated back in the summer of 2012. Don't worry, I don't see this girl like that. I could just relate to her because she said she just mainly hangs out with her mom. Totally relatable if she's honest. Lol... She's still doing much better than me though. She went to college and became something that she wanted to be... Oh s**t... I feel like my face is going to rain... Lol... It just stings... It just hurts that most people can become the totems that they carve themselves out to be. While I'm very restricted and stationary... I would really love to make something of myself... Have a life... I would love to be a comedian or a comic actor(Jim Carrey and Robin Williams-esque) and be surrounded by people who find me funny and love me... Not become an idol but just someone who's valued by people and has something to look forward to... BUT NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Stuck in this Wendigo infested apartment in the back of my parents' house. Go ahead and laugh at me as opposed to laughing with me. But yeah, Rebekah(That's her name) was a cool fairy. I asked if I could eat her hair because it looked like cotton candy. No such luck... I showed her that video of me eating that burrito made out of my own snot, paper towel and microwave radiation and she seemed to enjoy it. She honestly seemed like a positive friend to hang out with BUT she lives in Boyd County and I live in Scioto County. Here's a pic of my hair cut.

What else has been going on? One day, my mom went up to get her nails done and I walked my dog Meadow out in the snow to that establishment and on the way down there, I really had to pee. So, I just urinated myself and it was a nice source of warmth. But man, I peed my pants on purpose more than once. I guess that's what I get for consuming so much beverages... But I was planning on to hide in my mom's Cadillac BUT she locked the car. Lol. So I had to walk all the way back to house, covered in urine out in the snow. I felt like a buttered yeti. Lol. That was a funny memory... I also gave myself a concussion. I had a lime flavored dumdum sucker from the bank and I just opened it up, placed it on my desk, and began smashing my head against the candy fragment of it. And holy swimming birds, it hurt way more than expected. I mean I slammed my head against it several times and could not break it. So, I had a bump on my head for several days like mild hydrocephalus. Or a Melon head in the making. Lol. How many head bashes does it take to get to the center of a dumdum? The world may never know. Lol. What else? I gave this one waitress a 10 dollar tip because she was so damn good at charades and I've been dancing through out Wal-Mart while eating a chapstick. Role playing that it was a candy bar. I also just keep interacting with metaphysical, supernatural beings... Idk if it was a mare, alp, incubus, succubus, old hag or what but some entity was in my bed AFTER I HAD TRIED GETTING MORE SLEEP. Yeah, sleep paralysis episode. It was right beside me, flapping the sheets and each time the creature touched me, it felt like evaporating baby stars. Most people don't know this but sleep paralysis is a lot more supernatural than psychologists will have you to believe. Sleep paralysis is actual a portal for creatures on another dimensional plane to interact with you. In fact, I've been attacked by red blobs, succubus and imp like beings jumping on my bed like THREE LITTLE MONKEYS until I called upon Jesus Christ and it was like him and Archangel Michael took away most of the entities. Demons are always afraid of Jesus. I guess God let this being interact with me because it was less harmful than the previous ones... I think...

Necklace girl has been really sick, so I've been praying for her recovery. I actually helped her with her stomach virus. I gave her recipes to make her feel better. AND IT APPARENTLY WORKED! DR. CARR, YOUR SERVICE IS NEEDED! I told her how applesauce and bananas can stop her from vomiting and pooping so much. Yeah... She told me it was coming out of both ends. Very appetizing. I would so collect both of her vomit and diarrhea and make it into a souffle. But yeah, after she consumed the bananas and applesauce, she was no longer puking. All thanks to the fiber called pectin in both food sources.