Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - February 14, 2022

Hey... No goofy introduction for the day. Necklace girl gave me a real stern and grim talking to and I am in no way up in flames with her. In many ways, she was in the right valley. There were a lot of things I agreed with and maybe I'm just a lost cause. I don't get it. Ya know, she thinks that medication is going to magically change me because I refuse to take it. I think it's the area I live in. I really do... I mean if I could get this area for discrimination, I would but I'm lucid enough to realize that's too absurd of a concept. I mean I could belch into her digital face that I've tried putting on a mask of "down to Earthness" and it doesn't help. You don't know how much it hurt me yet delighted me with floating cupcakes on fire when she told me that the only thing that's preventing her from dating me is my behavior. I feel like if she was my girlfriend, I would be a much happier person. I mean, I'm crying a little bit just thinking about it. So close but far away. I would forget about 80's Pop Star Tiffany(For the most part), I would forget about how my town throws me into silhouette city, and so forth. I can't tell you how much I need someone like necklace girl in my life... Everyone would think "Wow, maybe Cody's not a loser after all..." and I would just love to hold her in my arms and kiss her all over and over again TILL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN! I felt the need to make a Tiffany's Dreams Never Die reference... BUT STILL! Just loving on her and cuddling with her. Going to the mall with her.. Ride on a Griffin with her.. Having a kid with her... I would take care of her... But the comedy videos that she apparently hates... Like... Those are my babies... My reason for living... Without them, I feel like I'm nothing... Just today, I made a video of me sticking a broom up my rectum and pretended it was a vaccine shot to STICK IT INTO DR. FOUL CHEESE. F**k that guy... Idk... I love Necklace girl... She's also a reason why I'm still alive... I mean she's plastered it that she hates the videos of me dancing to Pink Elephants on Parade as I bite into a deodorant bar and spit it into the camera but it's like a compulsion... It's just that I feel like those videos are going to STAND as the reason why I should be a comedian... I just get so tired of being a social outcast... Having no friends or having anything to look forward to... If only the people in my area would understand how much it hurts me when they post pics of them hanging out with their friends and making something of their lives... And I'm just stuck as some "basement dweller"... GOD DELIVERED NECKLACE GIRL ONTO ME AND I TOOK HER IN, IN A WAY. 

Anyways... I ran into someone who I hadn't seen in like a year while I was out walking my dog Meadow. We were over by the car wash and this car pulls in and it's Richard. I know him from when I used to work at Ronald McDonald's Hell Hole. Him and his buddies were regulars there. I was telling him about how Jack Frost was pissing in my face and stuff. He told me that him and his friends are now hanging out at Burger King now a days. I mean I would go there more often if I knew what time they're there. I used to chew on his hair and yell "TASTE LIKE CIGARETTE FLAVORED COTTON CANDY!". Lol... Richard's a fun old dude. I know I constantly complain about how cynical the elderly are around here. Richard is a big exception. 

I JUST WANNA SAY DR. FAUCI IS T***Y CANCER, PERSONIFIED! Fauci, you're a stupid, miserable, asinine, gas lighting, psychopathic, hypocritical imp who constantly pokes me in the abdomen with your pitchfork. THE COYOTE SPIRIT WILL BLOW YOU WAY! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU PREVENTED ME FROM GETTING A GIRLFRIEND!? LET'S SEE! THERE WAS JOHNNA! WE WERE ABOUT READY TO DATE UNTIL YOUR FEAR MONGERING STOPPED HER! SHE WAS SENDING ME PHOTOS OF HER TAKING A DUMP ON THE TOILET! I LOVE POOP FROM A WOMAN! I WANNA MOLD IT INTO A STATUE! "BUT OH MY! COVID!". She was a hard core liberal... LIKE YOU HYPNOTIZED HER!!! WUHAN LAB, BUB!!! And then you had Allison Young. She is so cute and wholesome. TALENTED! TIME TRAVELING FAIRY FROM THE 1940's!!! TIFFANY'S ILLUMINATI CLONE, POSSIBLY! WELL, THANKS TO IDIOTS LIKE YOU! SHE'S DATING SOME GOOFY LOOKING HIPSTER WHO THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY FOR HER TO TAKE YOU AND BILL GATES' VACCINES! SHE STILL GOT SICK BY THE WAY, YOU SADISTIC DUMB F**K!!! AND HERE'S ONE GIRL I NEVER MENTIONED! IZZZYZZZ AKA IZZY! She's this cute Youtuber who does videos on "weird" internet phenomena from the 2000's and 2010's. Ya know... Virtual Pet Sites, flash games, Club Penguin, Creepypasta, furies, to even that feminine big booty dude "TIMMY THICK". It's just very nostalgic stuff for me.. Especially the Virtual Pet Sites and Flash Games I used to get involved with from like 2002 to 2011. But yeah... I see a beautiful rule 63 jack in the box or clown girl who's ready to be apart of the circus of real dreams.. Idk... Izzy makes me feel connected like I'm ready to escape the toy box along with the other toys... BUT IN HER GARFIELD EATS VIDEO, she was making out like if you're anti-mask or anti-vaxx, you're dangerous and part of Q-Anon... NO! Throw Q-Anon out the f*****g window, girl. This is just how reality is like. You don't need these retarded masks or shots! There actually isn't any real evidence that this s**t actually works. SO YEAH! F**K YOU, DR. FOUL CHEESE! I want some rainbow sherbet...