Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - February 17, 2022

Copy and paste, copy and paste, copy and paste, THIS IS WHAT WE DO! WE COPY AND PASTE, YOU PUNK WILLY! Yeah, my frontal lobe feels like it got impregnated by a goblin right now, so I'm just going to copy and paste a lot of my statuses onto here because a lot them pretty much highlight what I wanna say on this day's entry... 

Yesterday was the best day of the year, so far. So, me, mom, dad and my dog Meadow went over to Shawnee Forest. Just a couple minutes into it, I roll down a hill and I crash into a pile of fecal matter. Oh man, I could feel Mother Nature taking a dump and I was that dump. I was so happy to be covered in all that poop. I've had a theory that it was a bowel movement from a baby Bigfoot. It was all just sentimental. My parents were getting somewhat hostile with me. Were they jealous that I was possibly covered in Sasquatch dookie? Maybe... My mom made me leap on a picnic table, where she took off some of my clothes and it was revealed that I had on my Smokey the Bear underwear. "ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!". Will environmentalists be happy with me? I think so... Mom and dad did not want me in that car with those s****y clothes on... Usually it's Meadow who's covered in enigmatic animal droppings...

Ah yes, the notorious Sphinx... Just one of many QUOTE "mythical" creatures that has been depicted in art for thousands of years by many counties. Greece, Italy, Egypt, to even Asian countries.

In fact, TO ALL YOU TRUTHERS OUT THERE, the Sphinx is often used as a mascot for Freemasonry. "As a Masonic emblem, the sphinx has been adopted as a symbol of mystery, and as such often is found as a decoration sculptured in front of Masonic temples, or engraved at the head of Masonic documents." In fact, it's probably the deep down secret societies that's keeping the sphinx species in a "fairy tale" or "cryptid" light with that ambient tradition of enigma that Freemasons hold on to. All these statues and other art forms is documentation of what they were seeing roaming around in those days.

"Among the Egyptians, sphinxes were placed at the entrance of the temples to guard their mysteries, by warning those who penetrated within that they should conceal a knowledge of them from the uninitiated. Champollion said that the sphinx became successively the symbol of each of the gods. The placement of the sphinxes expressed the idea that all the gods were hidden from the people, and that the knowledge of them, guarded in the sanctuaries, was revealed to initiates only." Those "gods" were Nephilim. The elders of the Sphinx species.

This is the part that's not copy and pasted... RIGHT NOW! Lol.. A few days ago, I read in the newspaper where this cop in my town got arrested because he kept calling his ex-girlfriend and threatening to shoot himself. Turns out, it was that same cop who interviewed me while I was over at Applebee's... Out of all the people in the restaurant, I was the one he singled out. And now he's arrested in jail... Sad because he seemed like an angel in a human costume for the most part when I was talking him... It's almost like a cautionary tale or foreshadowing for someone like me...

What else? I bought mom her birthday present and gave it to her a month before the actual day. Her birthday is on March 14th. She'll be 66 years old... Surreal...

I just wanna say that I mentioned that I had a crush on Izzzyzzz on my previous entry. I recently saw a video where she was apparently annoyed with all these guys talking about how pretty and hot she is. I mean, I think she is a real cute giant jack in the box type of fairy or angel. She's beautiful and she has amazing makeup skills. But I ultimately have a crush on her because LIKE ME, she grew up on a lot of old internet fads. Ya know, Neopets, Club Penguin and all those flash game sites. Ya know, the stuff she's interested in and the topics she covers unlock borderline forgotten memories in me that I was also into. OH AND SHE'S INTO LIMINAL SPACES SUCH AS MYSELF! I MENTIONED ABOUT LIMINAL SPACES IN AN EARLY ENTRY. It's not just because she's pretty. And I don't see her as a sex object. In fact, there's nothing sexual about her and that strengthens the magnetic energy. And if there's any creeps who are perverted towards her(Sending her dick pics for example) then they deserve a piranha down the pants. Leave the poor girl alone.

Today was stuck in the Grim Reaper's shoes.. Clouds kept peeing on us and it's just depressing... I don't mind a little rain but it gets old after a while. Walking out in this weather by myself... But I bought a few snacks for my parents and bee wings and a small fake guitar from Dollar Tree. When I got home, I dressed up like a bee and played my little guitar in a video for necklace girl as I sang. She.... HATED IT. I thought she would find it sweet and funny. DIDN'T MEAN TO STING YA! I REALLY NEED TO LEARN HOW TO BEE HIVE! OH BEE HIVE BABY! But yeah... She kept screaming at me on the phone how she'll never date me because she wants a "stable" man. Ya know, I never mean to upset her. I just think she might be a little too sensitive for me and she takes things a little too seriously... I might as well give up because everything I do is "psychotic" to her. The video was meant to be humorous... Maybe my singing was just atrocious... Lol... We're still friends. I just think we're going to take a break from each other...