Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - March 23, 2022

I DON'T LIKE LIVING LIKE I'M DEAD! Hey... I'm back. Mind traffic jam kind of night.... It's 5:30 AM and I can't get back to sleep. Well, March 19th was the St. Patrick's Day Parade.. and.... it was pretty enjoyable. OH MY GAWSH!!1 Cody or Red Pill Coyote was dancing on top of a multicolored gem in the middle of cotton candy clouds? Sure... Still depressed though. Lol.. While I was down there, I got to dance with a group of "Celtic" girls, fall and bust my knee cap, help a woman retrieve her scarf(Darn you wind gust creatures!), and make out with my green rock n roll chicken as my mom yelled "GET THE HELL OUT OF THE ROAD, CODY!" within a span of 15 seconds.. I just got up in flames that no one told me about the little event they had at Port City Pub BUT I'M USED TO THAT! Ya know, nobody telling me about fun stuff... Nobody inviting to anywhere. I saw the photos! I just got to find out about stuff on my own when I got the luck of the Irish. But it was a good day to be a leprechaun vampire hybrid. The parade only lasted 30 minutes, TBH... But I liked it. I ran into Sara and my cousin Erin while I was down there. THEY COULD HAVE TOLD ME! I just get a little tired of being on the outside, looking on the in...

On the 20th, I was helping my mom with various stuff and chores around the house, so in return, we played a game of "booty floss". It's a new game/sport I made up. See, you're supposed to catch silly string with your butt cheeks acting as the "baseball mitt". She sprayed the silly string as I caught it with my "anus". I'm obviously not the most athletic creature but that was totally tubular... 

I posted some of my comedy videos onto Facebook now that I'm out of "FB jail". The reception was mixed... 

Necklace girl was firing projectiles at me on FB because I didn't tell her about the short lasting girlfriend. It only lasted 5 days, so I don't see what the big deal is. I was going to tell her if it lasted longer but it obviously didn't. I had a girlfriend for ONLY 5 days. It's like I had premonitions from the particles I was absorbing like a sponge.. It would be different if necklace girl was romantically interested in me but as far as I'm aware, she isn't. "CODY IS 26 YEARS OLD BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT 16!". I have a baby face that everyone APPARENTLY feels the need to point out, so I doubt I'll be getting a new girlfriend any time soon. 

There's this little black dog on my street that I like to feed because it looks malnourished... Friendly little pup. I was out feeding it one day and dad comes outside and says "STAY AWAY FROM THAT DOG! IT BELONGS TO THOSE CRAZY PEOPLE!". If my parents dislike you, they'll just refer to you as crazy. There's a difference between being a horrific tengu and being mentally ill. If it's the people who live next door to us(I guess that's their dog) then they're just terrible people. Being a terrible person doesn't make you mentally ill and being mentally ill doesn't make you a terrible person. I know about that kind of discrimination.. But yeah, I like petting this dog and giving it duck jerky to munch on. The dog is not homeless. Just not taken care of properly and it runs loose a lot. I would take it in but my parents are KARENS. I just had a thought.. What if I took it into the apartment in our backyard? I would take care of it, give it heart particles and everything it deserves. AND THEN ASMR DARLING, ALLISON YOUNG AND IZZZYZZZ CAN MOVE IN WITH US AND BE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY! I would say Tiffany but you know how that is... Little Miss "I'M GOING TO UNFOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM FOR WHATEVER THE REASON MAY BE". The dog can take a crap on the floor and instead of making "snow angels", we can all make "poo angels". 

Who wants to talk about radio waves because it sure feels like a Radio Romance in the forecast today, honey bear! I've come up with a theory that possibly angels or fallen angels are controlling radio waves. How many times have I thought about something(Could be a song but doesn't always have to be) and then it pops up on the radio? JUST FOR ONE EXAMPLE: One day I was talking to my mom about Marvin Gaye in the car and his song "WHOA! MERCY MERCY ME!" plays on the radio just minutes later. Don't get me started how many times Tiffany has played on the radio AT THE RIGHT TIME. Or maybe I have some sensory abilities from my leprechaun or vampire heritage. Or maybe I'm just a human with supernatural powers. It could always just be a coincidence. I don't know for sure. But have you ever noticed that trees can make the radio incoherent? What if its the dryads among the groves? Metaphysical creatures don't operate quite like us if you can't tell, already. Lol.

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Poo angels and the leprechaun/vampires who love them- NEXT on OPRAH!