Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - April 2, 2022

MACARONI! BLAME IT ON THE UTTER! Hey... I guess I'm back... I'll be doing a somewhat lazy way of documenting about what's been going on, lately. Because I'm a mummy slug hybrid, right now.

Well, I believe it was on the 29th of March, I found a dead bird in my yard.. Didn't kill it. Just found it already dead around my mom's garden. I decided to do a show and tell of it on video for Facebook. It was just me showing off what you can do with the dead bird. Like it can peck you if you have any food, write on a piece of paper like it's a pen and put it in your mouth and have to drop to give the illusion as if its flying or soaring on a downward angle. Then the following day, I took a bath with it as if it was my rubber duck. WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE BIRD BATH!? That was another video. It was like a parody of Ernie and rubber ducky on Sesame Street.. 

I just wanna say if you're into 1980's and 1990's energies, neon lights, liminal spaces, and such, you would love Camp Landing Entertainment District in Ashland, Kentucky. Me and my parents went there and I could feel Tiffany taking a majestic sledgehammer and busting open my neocortex to unlock forgotten childhood memories. Tiffany from the late 80's and early 90's was about ready to pop up like a robot weasel. Nostalgia and anemoia, my friends. Overly sentimental time traveling angels, fairies and garden gnomes. And if you got kids who are bored, this would be the perfect place for them. This place used to be KYOVA MALL when I was a little kid, so you can sense those elves made out of electricity and lasers running through out the ceilings.

I got to shoot down werewolves with my dad and ride on a go-kart with my mom.

The things you can accomplish when you keep complaining.. If I didn't keep complaining, we'd be stuck as moping couch potatoes even more so than usual.

On the 31st, we went over to the Ashland mall. Where I saw Mary and I got her to throw my wallet across the store as I retrieved it back to her like a loyal dog or cynocephali. Like, I picked it up with my mouth just like how a pet canine would do... I bought her a brownie from GREAT AMERICAN COOKIES because she's a special fox empress. And then when I got back home, I saw Tierra over at Dollar Tree AND I PAID FOR HER STUFF BECAUSE I KNOW I HAD THE RIGHT LEPRECHAUN FETUSES. So yeah, she gave me a hug for that... I just long for more inclusion. I just know no matter how nice, kind and respectable I try to be, I'm still trapped on an ice glacier... It's just inescapable..

Today, I went over to the Kiwanis and I sprayed purple silly string all over this specific door. BECAUSE they had a Ridin' With Biden 2020 sign on it. Lol. I pulled out Barney the Purple Dinosaur's tape worm and just SPLAT IT, I guess. I was expecting someone to come out but I guess not. If you agree with that MESS of an administration then you can clean up that MESS on your door. Happy late April Fools?

And then afterwards, I MADE ANOTHER VIDEO where I took my underwear off. Don't worry. You couldn't see my pelvic region.. Took a pair of scissors and cut out a piece of it and I ate that small cut out fragment of underwear. I put the main part of the underwear over my head and just ripped an even larger hole and I pretty much made that mutilated undies into a collar... The video was an expression how we all have something missing inside of us and it can make us feel trapped... Anyways... I might make a new entry tomorrow to MAYBE go deeper into my thoughts. This entry has almost strictly been me talking about 85% events.. And plus, I gotta to go take my dog Meadow for a walk... SEEEEEE YA!!!