Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - April 6, 2022

TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA, SNOUT OF COPPER! Back... Yesterday, I had the audition. Don't even ask me how it went because I don't even know. Idk if I did good or if I did bad. You gotta stay a humble earthworm but I just have no insight. But if I had to take a guess, I'm going to assume I did bad. I mean I was obviously sliding down the pulse lane. I tend to get pretty anxious and nervous when I'm in situations I'm not used to. So, I wonder if my anxiety fucked me up or maybe I just suck so much more than I wanna face up to. I'm being tickled by Mongolia Death Worms. I'm just in a wormy mood, tonight. Okay, so here's what happened. Mom drops me off at the Portsmouth Little Theater and I'm the first one there. Everything seems mostly decent. I'm the new dude put in a mostly ignorant situation but I'm still able to get a few chuckles here and there from people. I just don't like it when I'm put in a situation where everyone knows each other BUT ME and they wanna talk about stuff ONLY THEY KNOW ABOUT and they've been through. Like Idk what to say IN THOSE ORDEALS but it was MOSTLY fine. The guy beside me even laughed at my pork joke... I'm all about trying to impress people if you can't already tell... Since I was the first one there, I was the first one who got to sing. Victoria took me back stage and I went into labor, gave birth to that green chicken and used it as a microphone to sing Debbie Gibs... JKING! OBVIOUSLY TIFFANY! I even slammed my back against the wooden floor during "TUMBLE TO THE GROUND" and sang a good portion of the song on the ground. I like Victoria. She seemed pretty friendly and laughed at a lot of my jokes. I just think she dislikes me because she sent me that video but didn't accept my friend request. Yikes... I honestly don't think I'm going to get the part. I mean like any part. They have my number and I'm getting premonitions that I'm not going get a call because I sounded like a drunk Stewie Griffin when I was singing.. If I do get a part, I'm probably going to be the worst singer in the cast. Singing has just never been my thing. Performing acts and being a jester is more up my cockatrice but this is the thing I gotta settle for. Lol. But even Necklace girl told me that they weren't looking for a "clown who likes falling down". Right now, it's 1:30 in the morning and I can't sleep...

Earlier yesterday, I was feeling the 80's decade and 90's decade merging into one bittersweet dimension in the atmosphere. Which prompted me to urinate into one of my smaller trash cans and do a one leg stand in the pee filled can for a comedy video to drown out those grandiose particles. I even splashed pee into my face for a counteracting balance. Like playing with Pokemon cards in a way.. I'm going to try to go back to sleep...

Guess who's back? Well, it sure ain't Betty Boop. Some time has past. I went over to Ginger's house. I was planning on to see if she wanted to go get some ice cream with me but her mom told me she was in jail. Sooo, yeah... A couple hours later, I made a status about how Scioto County should be on the throne of guilt for even putting her in that situation. Ya know, the human trafficking with Mike Mearan... I was saying that she needed help and not further punishment. Necklace girl just rips me a new a*s hole over this status. Lol.. I mean just needlessly attacks me. Calling me a narcissist and the status was all about me. Which shows you how strangely stupid Necklace Girl can be. I felt like the status had very little to do with me. I just acknowledged that I've known Ginger since 2013 and she meant a lot to me. Is that wrong? I honestly felt like I was being very empathetic with Ginger. Necklace girl thought the complete opposite. Which really confuses me, actually. Oh well, I'm done with Necklace Girl. I blocked her nagging a*s. The most counterproductive negative person I've ever met. Always scanning for flaws and trivial crap to complain about. I know I can be a drama queen but she takes the bakery, pal. Talking about a f*****g narcissist. She's the one who thinks it's okay FOR HER to insult people first but if you insult her back, she'll act like you've just disrespected a princess or a queen. Pathetic and hypocritical "HOW DARE YOU!" attitude. Can you get anymore narcissistic than that? I made that status because I was pissed off that Ginger was in jail and I don't think she deserved that. NECKLACE GIRL just had to skew it into something horrible. Idk if she just has a brain that makes her think that almost everything is malicious but it's relentless with her. I know I've lost my best friend but the drama was relentless.