Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - May 5, 2022

HAPPYYYYYY CINCO DE MAYO! YOU CAN FEEL THE CHUPACABRA DANCING ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD! I wasn't planning on typing today but... I found out something this morning... So, ya know... Well, let's get the videos out of the way. Shall we? While I was walking my dog Meadow up to Millbrook, I found a rotting dead frog on the ground. I mean this frog was borderline MUMMIFIED. Lol. So, I collected it. I took it back to the house and I did a video where I kissed the dead frog and it transformed into a living teddy bear named BOB. What happens if you kiss a dead frog in a fairy tale? The world may never know.. The video could have a meaning of turning something tainted and giving it a fresh new paint of wholesomeness.. Sometime after that, I actually had to go to the hospital because I had an actual tick bite around my b**b area. Was I breast feeding a tick without knowing it? Almost quite literally. Hahaha.. I had to explain to the doctors that Mothman is in fact my cousin because I had a Mothman shirt on.. But yeah, even though I had a tick bite, I'm on a comfortable cloud, PHYSICALLY. Everyone was telling me that I was going to be really sick. No not all... It's symbolism of immortality that has no outlet. Yesterday, I ran around New Boston dressed up like a unicorn and I saw Bobby and I impaled him with love... Know what I mean? "COME ON BABY LET IT HURT SO GOOD!" And then I did a video of me STILL DRESSED UP LIKE A UNICORN but I had the hook of a clothes hanger jammed up my butt as I was prancing. "NOW YOU KNOW HOW FISH FEEL, FISHERMAN! HOOK, LINE AND STINKER!" and then I put the hook in my mouth much like how fish go through and I say "TASTE LIKE ASPERGERS!". Lol...

Ultimately, why I'm typing today... I kind of found out something about Alessandra... Possibly. It's vague... My mom was on her FB profile last night and she read an old post about how she broke up her boyfriend. Which is something I already knew about.. She's told me about her ex to me BUT she AT ONE POINT thought she was pregnant.. And mom was like "Well, there goes your virgin Mary out the window". Because Alessandra herself, told me that she was virgin and NEVER experienced penetration. Did she lie to me? I didn't lie to her how I lost my virginity back in December 2014 to Samantha.. I told her like it was. It's just that Sam just jumped on me back then and slid it right in there without a warning label... If it was up to me, I'd still be a virgin. Ya know? But here's Alessandra and she LIED TO ME ABOUT BEING A 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN. How do I confront her about this? I guess a 20 year old female virgin existing is wishful thinking, anymore... If she did lie to me, that is... It hurts so bad because she posted a photo of herself at IKEA hugging a stuffed animal husky AND I COULD FEEL TIFFANY'S LATE 80'S SOUL SPREADING LIKE BUTTERY FIRE! indulgent innocence.. Especially since there's a very similar photo of Tiffany hugging a stuffed animal lion.. Poetry...