Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - May 12, 2022

Someone could split me in half like a roasted chicken and I'd feel better about my current situation.. Mom continues with her pessimistic talks with me about dad. Talking about how she's going to go down a suicidal state again if he keeps up his crap. They have been stabbing each other with tridents of course.. Idk what to do... Dad just has to change his ways. We were having dinner while dad was in Pikton. She was complaining about how dad steals my money and belongings.. He's been doing it for years now... I don't think it's possible for me to be resurrected from being a corpse buried underneath the grounds that people walk upon... I've also been telling my psychiatrist about my issues as mom tries to contradict me in front of her... I'm on very few people's side by this point... 

In terms of videos, I did a video where I cut off some of my arm pit hair and swallowed it to show how my soul was also getting animalistic AND HAIRRRRRY. I also found a little dead lizard(You'll find all kinds of roadkill around New Boston) on the ground and did a video where I ROLEPLAY that he's in second in command after Satan and he's the general of the lizard people. So, I use him as a tooth pick, cue-tip(licked the ear wax off him) and I've been using him as a nose ring in general.. Role playing punishment for working for Satan. Jamesy at Ollie's seems to find it humorous... I like him... He gives hope to Scioto County... 

My joints have been real crooked and I barely sleep anymore. I keep having visions of authority coming after me.. Ya know? I'm just tired of all this plastic diarrhea.. I would try to run away but there's no where for me to go.. 

I've been talking to Markie quite a bit... I've known her for 11 years now... Absurd... Oh, I've definitely felt a magnetic energy with her since 2011. She's pretty much a fox, vampire and angel put into a blender. I remember I used to have dreams about her and I'd also imagine that she was with me in the living room and we would slow dance but I was only slow dancing with atoms and air... One of the most beautiful girls I've ever met. And I love talking with her about mystical worlds... Her cat died, recently... Poor fur ball... And OBVIOUSLY men are awful to her. They all deserve to drown in the toe jam of a cockatrice.. It's just that Markie lives in California(Probably the worst state in the U.S.) and I live in Ohio... DON'T WORRY, SHE HATES JOE THE GROPE BIDEN AS MUCH AS I DO! But yeah, I've been getting on Snapchat and talking to her... Sorry if I'm fickle... I'm a real vagabond of the mind and heart. Hahahhaaha... Can you blame me? I just feel so empty and lonely no matter what...

Okay... Now, I'm sizzling away into a magma soda can, mother fuckerrrrrrrrrrrr!!! DAAAAAYUM, YOU NASTY MEN! ALWAYS WANTING TO TAKE PRECIOUS WOMEN'S PURITY AWAY! Alessandra APPARENTLY had her virginity taken away by some guy who just wanted her muffin in exchange for helping her financially. "OH, IF WE DO THE HUNKY LOVE MCSCREW-F**K, I'LL PAY YA". PRETTY MUCH MAKING HER INTO A PROSTITUTE! I WOULD HAVE F*****G HELPED HER EVEN WITH OUT THE SEX S**T!!! I KNOW SHE NEEDED SOME MONEY BUT THIS IS GETTING F*****G RIDICULOUS! I WILL POUR LIQUID NITROGEN ON HIS BALLS IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO DID THIS!!! I WANTED HER TO STAY A VIRGIN FOREVER! OR AT LEAST AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!! STUPID SON OF A B***H!!!