Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - May 18, 2022

BABY DID A BAD BAD THING! FEEL LIKE CRYING! It's been almost a week since I last splattered my brains here. So why not? Feels like I'm about ready to disintegrate as I'm typing on here.. I'm just so up in flames and trapped in the Leviathan's stomach. Things could always be worse but still.. 

LET'S GET THE COMEDIC VIDEOS OUT OF THE WAY! A few days ago, I found some old, dried up, hard dog crap in the back of the apartment. I know it wasn't Meadow's bowel movement. I KNOW MEADOW'S S***S REALLY WELL, DAMN IT! I'm a Meadow s**t connoisseur. Okay? So I take this canine poop up into my kitchen and it really was like a rock. So, it was time to rock n roll, baby. I put it on my table and just bashed my head against it until my head was sore and the dung lump was in pieces. My head was actually red because it was so solid. It's amazing what the sun can do.. But that whole segment was like a preparation for the future. For whenever I fight the evil "people" of this silhouette world.. Real coyote warrior. In the next video, which I did last night, I stuck a tooth brush in my butt, TOOTH PASTE OF COURSE and brushed my phone WHILE IT WAS STILL IN THERE to get rid of those imaginary cavities. Dentists can be real butt holes, can't they? But yeah, my phone was covered in tooth paste and I just didn't really care.. I just don't care in general... 

As you can see, I got a new hair cut. Me and mom go into this little barber shop in Wheelersburg and it's got all this Anti-Biden and Pro-Jesus stuff and... I LOVED IT. The elderly couple that did my hair were real angels in human costumes as well. Especially the lady. Yes, I know I complain about the elderly in my county BUT they were pretty cool. I was definitely on a congenial platform with them. I enjoyed giving birth to the Jack in the box and making them laugh. I was trying to get my hair to look like Chris Isaak's. I guess a fragment of his soul is trapped inside my flesh capsule. It's all about the 80's and 90's, man.

What am I depressed about? Necklace Girl, Alessandra, and Markie all just barely talk to me, anymore.. Makes me feel like a neglected wife even though I'm a guy.. I mean I can joke about it all I want to but daaaaaayum. I just feel like an abandoned coyote pup lost in an astral plane.. Even last night, I had a nightmare about Necklace girl getting possessed by a gremlin succubus hybrid and she just shows me penises and naked women and it scared me so bad that it woke me up in the middle of the night. Like, I know that's not what the Necklace Girl I know and love is usually like. I have my issues with her but she's prim and proper AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT HER. I HATE IT WHEN ANYBODY IS OVERLY SEXUAL. My parents have been throwing invisible blades at each other BUT WHAT'S NEW P***Y CAT!? Mom calls dad an a*s hole and such.. It's like the only thing we do is go out to restaurants and eat. It gets sooo old and stale after a while but I don't complain because I feel lucky when we do anything remotely enjoyable.. I asked Callie if she wanted to go with me to the Camp Landing Center(Malibu Jack's Arcade in Ashland, Kentucky) but she's too busy for her up coming show and it FEELS LIKE I can't go. Idk why she can't just pick me up. So yeah, I've just been very isolated. AND I HATE SEEING PHOTOS AND VIDEOS OF PEOPLE GOING TO CINCINNATI AND COLUMBUS TOGETHER OR THEM DANCING TOGETHER OR WHATEVER! LIKE GO F**K YOURSELVES FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I CAN'T BE APART OF THAT! PART OF THE REASON WHY I FELT A MAGNETIC ENERGY WITH TIFFANY IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE I LOVED HER CUTE LITTLE DANCING! AND SHE WOULD DANCE WITH OTHER F*****G PEOPLE! I F*****G LOVE DANCING! ESPECIALLY WITH OTHER PEOPLE! Sorry... Pardon my French... I try not to cuss too much but when I turn into a humanoid dragon, it's like a necessity...