Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - June 4, 2022

Hey, long time no see, pal! Yeah... I guess I have a lot of fortune cookies to stomp on... Why haven't I been making entries? Well, on May 22nd, I smashed my laptop to bits because I was soooo bored and depressed. I will always HATE seeing people out with their friends at some fun place while I'm stuck here.. But yeah, that laptop is pushing on digital daisies. I just decided F**K IT! I'll just make the entries on my phone. I do have a girlfriend. Her name is Dana. Not saying her last name. She is... a gingerbread woman from 1989, I tell ya... She's into 1980's and 90's culture like me. I've fantasized about us turning into snails or mollusks and get married. You know why? In relationships, couples have sex and... I'm always iffy about that kind of stuff because God sends me the particles to be asexual. When snails have sex, it's mother nature making physical poetry and it's gorgeous and not provocative. Humanoids need to learn a thing or two from these mollusks. They must be the kings and queens of love making. �'� But yeah, Dana was watching the videos of me smearing dog crap all over myself and she fell in love with that. And I love how motherly she is. Posting selfies that aren't promiscuous.. Yeah, she's a 41 year old mother who lives in Georgia. She is a flat earther.. And most of you all know how I feel about that... Pizzagate will always be a much more interesting and important topic to me but I can over look that. Speaking of which. Idc if Johnny Mr. PEDOBEAR Depp won that Amber T**d lawsuit. He is an adrenochrome junkie and he and Marilyn Manson share the pedo spiral tattoos. Manson himself is a grotesque Mutant vampire jerk anyways.. Fugly inside and out.
In terms of videos videos �"�... What haven't I done? Well I did a parody makeup tutorial video where I used a dog t**d as "brown masquara". It was one of Meadow's dumps.. In another video, I used a paper towel roll as "The Tube of Mystery". This tube produces a nice mixture of dish washing liquid and... you guess it. Dog crap. And I just garbled it all to show how We'll never know what life will give to us. I GUESS. I've done quite a bit, obviously like bash my teeth with a deodorant bar but you get it.
I had to go to this disability specialist in Wheelersburg to see if I could get a job.. The lady was nice enough.. Idk... We'll just see. I just find it weird when somebody comments how smart I am...