Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - June 16, 2022

THE PHOENIX IS NOT THROUGH WITH URINATING ON MY NECK!!! Hey, I think I should get an award for the most unwanted person in Scioto County. Lol. It hurts but you got to laugh about it. Let's see, I've known Molly(not revealing last names) since around 2003 or 2004. She was never a great friend of mine but I considered her a friend, technically. In fact, we even kissed a few times. Weird to think.. BUUUUT, I saw her as apart of my childhood and I haven't talked to her face to face since 2009. She was on my Facebook a few years back until she blocked me... FOR WHATEVER REASON. It just kind of happened. Lol. So I should have known that I was going to get an ice berg interaction like what I got today. Lol.. But I saw her at the store just about an hour ago and I just go ahead and start talking to her. She said very little while giggling and then she just starts walking. AT THE TIME I just assumed she wanted me to follow her. She's still saying very little. I say a few things and she just says "Okay, well it was nice talking to ya". I just said screw it and walked off. Lol. Whatever.. If you wanna be a trivial enigma then go ahead. Oh well, you have an American given right to be a cold and rude wendigo. Don't ya?

Anyways... The reason why I'm not bathing in lava over this too much is because I THINK I'm having dinner with Callie tomorrow. AS FRIENDS, OBVIOUSLY. It's because my mom and dad are going to have dinner with my sister's family and I'm not on a congenial platform with them. Hanging out with my sister's family is like continuously touching the stove burner while it's turned on. Lol. I already got dad his Father's Day present.. 

Things are technically improving. I mean, there for a while, I was just borderline non-stop arguing with my mom. I was wondering if a polytheistic Pagan put a curse on me. Ya know, both her and dad have to realize that we're surrounded by humanoid toxic waste. Drug dealers and rapists on our street ALONE. And I wonder if I'm just overly sensitive to bad biospheres.. Full blooded vampire pollution. Ya know? Just send me off to the moon until I suffocate and explode. Lol. Don't send a peace treaty to these low life monsters. I've been going up to that light teal house where these white trash junkies live at to try to check up on that poor dog during this fire spirit orgy weather. 95 f*****g degrees. How is HAARP not behind this? But yeah, I've been giving that poor dog snacks and water. F**K EVERYONE ELSE!

Comedy videos I've been up to - Well, I shoved some grass up my rectum, then pushed it back out and ate it like a cow to show my love and care for the bovine and farm animal life in general.. Yesterday, I poured a bunch of hot sauce on the ground and I scooted my butt all over it like a DOG to show a sense of relatability of how it feels to GO OUTSIDE IN THIS DRAGON FLATULENCE HEAT! Like I can be on your platforms if you see through it all. Not surprisingly, BECAUSE OF THIS. It's one of my more popular videos.. A lot of people resonated with the video and found it funny..

I was over at Buffalo Wild Wings and dad kept shooting spit balls at me through his straw. I just ate them like they were my appetizer before the main meal. And this is a lesson for anyone. If anyone is shooting spit balls at you, just handle them like M&M's or skittles. If you throw them in the trash, they can be recycled. Ya know?

BY THE WAY! I can't wait until I go to Canton, Ohio in mid July because I get to see CHRIS ISAAK! AND I GET TO GO INTO A POOL WHILE I'M UP THERE! I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A POOL SINCE 2017 BECAUSE NOBODY INVITES ME TO GO TO ONE! But I can't wait because then it'll be the imps of Scioto County who'll be envious of me now.

I'll possibly type later on in the day...

Hey, I'm back. Something pretty weird happened while I was walking my dog Meadow, casually. Felt like I was just minding my own business. But that boy who lives in that light teal house came aggressively walking towards me while this group of girls were staring at me. And he just sprints past me and says "You better stop threatening people". Not going to lie, it really made me slide down the pulse lane because I really felt like I had no idea what he was talking about. Because it was such an asinine remark. Just some white trash brat. But I GUESS it had to do with me... exposing them on FB for how they treat their dog? But that's not a threat. Lol. Idk.. The imps around here have some incoherent ideas of what a threat is. That's for sure. And a lot of those people over there are on actual drugs, anyways. Sooo, I guess it shouldn't be a firework to me. But they should be thanking me for helping their dog out but maybe not because they don't seem to care that much for it... Listen, your dog is out in 95 degree weather. That's bad enough but you didn't have any water for it. The other day, you tengus left the house with that poor dog outside. You guys are either psychopaths or complete morons. Probably both. But I kind of wanna apologize to so many people because I realize my fire is relentless. And my anger is probably more annoying to people than anything. Every day just feels like an obstacle course to me. And I hope one day, someone can read my web journal and completely relate to what I'm going through. I'm sure there are tons of people who hate their areas as much as I hate mine.