Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - July 17, 2022

CANTON, OHIO ATE ME AND SPIT ME BACK UP AS A DELICIOUS LOOGIE FOR NEW BOSTON TO EAT! Yup... I'm back and I'm ready to melt like the Major Toht in Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Lol.. Did I glide down an emerald passage while down there? For the most part, yes. I went inside the pool over at the hotel we stayed at and mom took some photos. I can't wait to upload them on FB WHEN GET OUT OF JAIL. Because I got so f*****g tired of people uploading their own pool photos with them and their buddies. Now we're at least on similar platforms. I mean, yeah, I got the birthmark of the ice capsule and I was all by myself in the pool but still. There's even some imps on my street that have a pool. The Melonheads of Dracula Drive will always be the superior inbreds. Lol. While I'm by myself walking the fire spirit orgy streets with nothing to do, you and your palsy walsies are having fun in some big pool. Do you see where I'd be up in flames with that? Why am I not invited?

BUT YEAH, FOR ONE DAY THIS YEAR, I GOT TO GO INTO A POOL FOR FIVE F*****G MINUTES AND IT WAS JUST ME. But still, it was interesting that we went to Canton to see Chris Isaak because one of my FB friends from Australia sent me that "BABY DID A BAD BAD THING" music video because I was in FB jail. I was even telling a couple strangers how me and mom ended up there. THANK YOU GREMLINS FOR ONCE! But yeah, I listen to my mom and she has this habit of making up things to go along with how she wants them to be. Get what I mean? It's stuff that's not even true and she especially does that with strangers when talking about me and it's rising my flames a bit. I remember last year, I met Rodney over at that Tiffany meet and greet and she was saying to him "Oh yeah, I was the one who showed Tiffany to Cody". Lol. No you didn't. Youtube suggestions and the magnetic energy did. I'm assuming she does that because she doesn't know what else to say, so her brain projects smores for her. Either way, I just don't want people lying about me. Plain and simple. And she kind of did the same crap, last night and it's just so annoying. Chris Isaak was an electric lobster pinching my ear drums. I mean, he did great. HOWEVERRRRR. There was this irritating woman who got front row seats that I just wanted Bigfoot to kick her in the a*s. Okay, she just got lucky that she had the nearest seat to Chris and his band. But she was "dancing" around. And when I say dancing, she was like some retarded elf jumping around. YOU CALL THAT DANCING!? But yeah, because she was jumping around and had front row seats, she got the attention of Chris Isaak. I mean OBVIOUSLY, I wanted him to call me out BUT I DIDN'T HAVE SEATS NEXT TO THE STAGE. Lol. I mean it happens. But she just kept doing the same crap through out. It almost wasn't even envy anymore, she was a fly that keeps buzzing around your laptop screen. You know I mean? Just an annoying distraction and it kind of sent the show to the Hellish pits for me a little bit. There was this girl around my age there and she had this really cool, stand out, rockabilly aesthetic that you can tell SHE PUT SOME EFFORT INTO. I feel like she was way more deserving of Isaak's attention than that stupid haggard. I hate to admit it but I think I had a more fun time over at the Canton Park because they had this nice little rock band performing. Not like our local bands in Scioto County. Most bands in Scioto County are mundane and unimpressive. But this band in Canton was just slashing the air and me and mom were just doing elastic seizures all over the field. I was just dancing all over the place because there was so much space. But we only did it for 3 minutes because we had Chris Isaak to go to. Chris Isaak was platinum, I just could not stand that f*****g woman. It doesn't take talent to hop around like some little kid. Lol. I wish him and his band members would just ignore her. Brb... Gotta have lunch...

Alessandra is really the banshee that keeps me going on the spiritual treadmill... Ya know? I feel like I really need her in my life like a necessity and I'm sure it's a voodoo doll effect. She also needs me as well. I THINK. When I was in Marion, Ohio, we stopped at this Burger King and they had a little playground that felt like me and Alessandra's organs colliding. The room had like a big plastic castle and a painted dragon in the background. I loved the little area, myself. So I had to take a photo of it and show it to Alessandra because she has the childhood running through the veins and she loves the nostalgia. And she was telling me how much she loves me and she thinks about me a lot. So, I really do hope she comes over in August. She's turning 21 in September, so I would love to puke birthday cake all over her until she drowns because I think she does mean the world to me. Ya know? I mean she was saying how much she loves it how much I'm the only boy who does favors for her without asking any sexual favors in return. This New World Order will have you to believe that women are just succubus in a cocoon. BUT TO ME that's not their destiny. Ya know? Alessandra could shoot my penis off and I'd thank her for it. And she's telling me how I'm the only creature who doesn't tell her to grow up and she doesn't have to grow up. She's a platinum statue among the rest the way she. Do I have my issues with her? Sure but it's got nothing to do with her immature personality. I love her elf princess ways. I remember in the beginning I felt VERY underappreciated for being such a seraphim servant to her. But I feel like she's been through a character arc in a way. 

AS FOR VIDEOS, Oh maaaan... Well, I did a video of me urinating into a cup filled with ice cubes and called it either "Mellow Yellow" or "Frozen Pees" as the punch lines. I then got some of the pee soaked ice cubes and put it on my eyes and said "EYE SEE YOU/ICY YOU". I also did another video with my urine where I wanted to parody the whole "FOOOOOOOOD REVIEW" genre on Youtube. So I whizzed into an empty bottle and squeezed Mio Energy into the mix then I drink it. To kind of show off how effect the product is.. Lol. AS FOR THE FINAL VIDEO I DID SO FAR, I put sunglasses on my butt and stuck a pen in my butt HOLE and I made it roleplay as a "HIP TO THE JIBE" artist and impaled a piece of paper onto the pen while it was sticking out of my butt like a "WRITER'S SHISH KABOB". 

I've also been getting pretty close to a Swedish girl. In fact my latest poem ON HERE, is about her. She a seraphim sculpture made out of honey. I really like her... In fact, there for a while, she was by far the creature I was talking to the most... Now, not so much... I realize she just said that she wanted to give Facebook a break but I feel like she might just wanna get away from me... Lol. It sucks but it's realistic....