Whoa, Farmboy

January 22nd 9:17AM

Smash his skull in with a bottle of whiskey and bury him neatly at the back of the bar.

Them farm boys like to keep it country.

Let's set his truck on fire and roast marshmallows in the flames.

Careful not to get it in our lipstick.

Whiskey, whiskey whiskey.

He wouldn't miss me.

Too much of a b***h to kiss me.

Burn him down with a flick of his own borrowed cigarette.

Careful not to get ash on our designer shoes.

Them country boys like to keep it real.

Go jack yourself off cowboy.

Now tell me,

How does that feel.