NeverNeverNancy’s …….Auto-Wrecking WitchesA Story by NeverNeverNancyDo you need a nightmare on your street ?NeverNeverNancy's.... expertise can help you customize a nightmare, made especially for you ! All her enchantresses are property damage specialists. They are your own neighborhood/resident witches…Your very own… unlicensed and uninsured..Impaired drivers ! Proficient on brooms…and car's.…..all experienced behind the wheel . Well aware of the fact that if she isn't sliding through the corner, then she just isn’t going fast enough, and you can rest assured of her refusal to lock up the brakes, always preferring to use other vehicles or structures to stop !
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Added on March 16, 2018 Last Updated on March 18, 2018 Tags: funny, humor, women, NeverNeverNancy Author
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