NeverNeverNancy’s…… Pest Control for " The Female Property Owner

NeverNeverNancy’s unconventional program helps the female property owner command the immediate attention and respect needed on occasions by using …..her hand size river rocks. i

Response to the words  “Get off my Property”  is typically ignored  !

NeverNeverNancy’s approved training program will help you become your own pest eradicator.

Think of it as a  “Call to Arms”

Your Target will be the …..Pesty Human’s  mode of transportation !

1.      Etiquette demands that we express some form of  Battle Cry  (a lot of noise)

2.      3 warning rocks thrown in close perimeter of said target

3.      While keeping your eyes focused on intended target, place your left foot forward and right foot back.

4.       With your right hand holding rock, back-swing for power, bring forward and when your arm is eye level..         Release the Rock!

(Opposite directions for lefties)

Should the problem not be eradicated with the above technique, stronger measures should be implemented !

  Begin a barrage of rocks !
For long distance (with a little practice) you can perfect your throw.
If need be, allowing the rock to bounce once, then into intended target. (A form of stone hurdling)

No matter what their vehicle may be (car, truck, boat, 10 speed,
Hot Air Balloon, Taxi-Cab, Gray Horse from Tennessee, etc.)
You can rest assured that they will be high-tailing (a fast walk
or run) in their vain attempt to ..........SAVE  their ride.

Learn to expect and ignore the verbal insults that are associated
with this procedure.  (most we have already heard before)


Remember :   you are the commander-in-chief  using your own
Tactic’s and artillery… rid yourself of the nuisance’s that are invading your property!

And  Behold….Victory is yours !!!!!