Modern Man

I'm a modern man

oh baby,

you've got to believe me

All my problems,

are new to man!

I'm a modern man,

oh darling, don't you see?

I've got everything,

a phone, a car

I go to a luxury bar!

I don't own a home,

I pay my rent and then listen to

my favorite song,

"Like a Rolling  Stone".

I'm a modern man,

I know when to laugh,

when you see me,

when you ask me if I'm fine.

I'm a modern man,

I've got comfort, adequately

but don't you dare laugh at me babe,

cause I wonder if it's enough,

so I work hard,

to get me even more of it!

I'm a modern man,

I live by my movies,

I breathe through endless series,

I don't care for drugs, but 

don't you dare honey, ban me from my favorite songs.

I'm a modern man,

I live in genteel poverty,

so I keep my face happy,

I sometimes nag,

seems to be a brag,

but babe, this is who I am,

I'm a modern man.