"Have you seen normal around here?"

Nope.

Oh- well.
An evil witch must have cast a spell,
Cause I'm just the kid from hell.
I'm embedded in these b*****s(beaches) like sea shells.
Most put a price on my head like decapitation retail.
I'm coming down like hail.
Unfinished business like a serial killer escaping from jail-
Not stopping; spam porn in your e-mail.
Okay, halt.
Let's take a break from the similes and metaphors,
I'm rushing this place like Black Friday open doors.
WAIT.
I said I would stop.
But I'm addicted to this rhyming more so than stoners on pot.
Eminem said I only had one shot-
But last I checked, I had more rounds in this damn glock.
I'm not down with the BS on the radio.
The BS I make is more fulfilling than what's heard on the stereo.
I told em I'm number one in the game,
F**k a Halo.
I'm banging you b*****s for your money,
Exert your payload.
I ain't new to this-
But I'm still fresh like not even a day old.
Lyrical ammo.
I'm a prepared soldier.
Been scribbling craziness since I could hold a crayola!
I eat chicks with curves, f**k granola's-
But I'd eat em too- sexually bi-polar.
But not bi. Do not bring a pole near.
I'd rather have a females thighs on these ears.
I'm so f*****g vulgar-
They saying I ain't a proper Asian.
Then I stabbed them with chopsticks and told em "I'm American."
Error after error,
This s**t just gets weird.
If you're looking for 'normal'...
That b***h ain't here.