VPL

Can you see my VPL through this dress.

Hold on till I look out the window.

What you looking at.

I’m searching for the spaceship.

Is that your idea of a joke.

Hey, you’re the one speaking Klingon.

Okay dummy, can you see my underwear through this dress.

Lift your dress up to I see

Just look before I lamp you.

Okay, you appear to be VPL clear. You wearing thongs.

No, thongs are my pulling pants, and since I've pulled you I no longer need to wear them. Or do I.

Seems a shame, you could be turning me on whilst your out bitching with your friends.

That is true. I could even replace you with some nice guy.

You just can’t go about replacing us guys like engagement rings.

Hardly my fault guys want to marry me. Apart from you, that is.

I would love to thingamy you

See, you can’t even say the word. I really should replace you, I deserve better.

Okay, you have my permission to chat up guys, if it helps your self-esteem.

I don’t need your permission. Why the hell can't you be jealous when guys chat me up.

Aw, do you want me to throw a hissy fit.

Yes, that would be the normal thing to do.

I expect guys to chat you up. That way I need to work harder to keep you.

That’s the worse backhanded compliment I’ve ever heard.

Think I heard your taxi beeping. You go knock them dead girl.

I’m having a serious chat with you tomorrow.

Sounds serious, just check my diary. Okay, I appear to be VPL free tomorrow.

Very funny, you just wait

Reviews

[barleygirl]

I admit, I googled VPL before I started reading (since I haven't worn panties in a few decades, I had no idea). You never cease to amaze me when you write a "conversation" between two people . . . always a gazillion miles outside the dotted lines! So many snappy comebacks & imaginative points of view . . . your imagination must be hyperactive! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Paul Bell]

Sending you panties, Margie, so you can have this conversation with the guy you're going to meet today.

[Mrudula Rani]

This is so beautifully written, and a delicate work of art!

[Paul Bell]

I try my best. lol