If I was to write a poem...
about a guy called Schitt!
Wonder how it would be
received would it be a hit?
Then low and behold
someone had written a joke!
It’s so bloody good I’m
guessing written by a bloke!
So here it is this very funny
joke for everyone to see
I hasten to add quote on
quote 'wasn’t written by me!'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Who is Jack Schitt?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a
loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe
Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6
children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins:
Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt
married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous
disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva
Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack
Schitt," you can correct them.
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