I Hate My Job

Inspired by a friend, repost.

It's MOnda,

I turned my

brain off and

called it the

end of the week

my boss is gonna

s**t, but it's okay

I hate my job.

 

Three hours later,

I'm still here,

plugging away

at pretending to work

They'll catch on soon,

but it's okay

I hate my job.

 

End of the day

The Man, Mr. Boss-man

Mr. Dickhead, don't know s**t

is asking for that report

the one I didn't do

He's a little red

in the face,

but it's okay

I hate my job.

 

Sorry Mr. Boss-man

I turned my brain off

too much of your

orders and bad breath

breathing down my neck.

Take a vacation

get some rest

Recharge and be ready

Well thats nice of you sir.

Can I make it permanant?

Cause I hate my job.

Reviews

[Gheeneil]

This made me grin a lot. It reminds me of one particular job I hated the most. The only difference is I still did what was expected of me because I'd been paid for to do the task. Anyway, the encounter makes me smile in retrospect. I had fun reading this.

[Tracie Skarbo]

I certainly got the idea that you hate your job that is for sure. :) very descriptive and makes me happy that I have never met the mister boss-man. I don't think all the coffee in the world could cure the monday morning blues with someone like that around.

Tigra

[Gandré]

This is cute and funny, we need to turn all drama around us into a joke.... Otherwise we might get a serious break down - that's exactly how we should deal with colleagues and the boss. So difficult to do, actually... A great poem! thanks the Reviewer sent it to me...

[LisetteCanWrite!]

I love this.. sooo funny.. great flow and yes don't we sometimes hate the mundane working day!!! Policies and procedures.. well we do have to accept them but honestly they fall short of making happy employees.. note to employers.. treat employees better!!! Bravo here.. and thank you for sharing!

[Crazy Cat Man]

Oh this is a funny poem :)