Twilight, Harry Potter!

Written for freshman English

The phenomenon of Twilight,

The phenomenon that shouldn't

I loved it once long ago, 

But bare it now, I couldn't.

It’s degrading to women,

Depicts them fragile and weak.

But the women of Harry Potter,

Their minds, they do speak.

Bella’s whiny and boring;

Edward shouldn't be able to father;

Jacob can’t keep his shirt on;

Everything else is just a bother.

I hope, along with Justin Bieber,

This stupid fad dies,

While the era of Harry Potter

Will continue to rise.

Author's Note

If you love Twilight, then I'm sorry about the poem, you probably shouldn't read it.

Reviews

[Cleavlnd Groves]

I love this. Thank you for writing it. I can honestly find nothing wrong with this poem grsmatically and syntactically, and it's humorous to say the least. Keep on writing.