Bears can Kill You.

Hey man, bears can kill you.

Bet you didn't think about that huh?

I bet your thinking about it now.

Yeah, bears can kill you.

You're probably saying to yourself "But I live in the city, I am safe from bears."

Doesn't change the fact, bears can kill you.

They'll do it with their claws and they'll do it with their paws.

And city bears can be worse than country bears because city bears also have guns.

S**t man, didn't you know bears can kill you?

And then they will eat you.

Just ask that guy who lived with the bears....oh that's right, he got killed by a bear, and then it ate him.

See I was right, bears can kill you.

But I guess we're safe, right?

I mean when's the last time you've seen a bear?

I don't know either but I can tell you the last time you'll see a bear.

Because that bear will freaking kill you.

Reviews

[Caradoc]

So, life is a b***h and then a bear kills you and eats you. Eh, I guess there are worse ways to go.

Did you know, weasels can kill you? ;p

A very entertaining read. I definitely needed this as my mind is in a very dark place at the moment. It needs all the laughter and light hearted it can get.

Thanks.

-Caradoc

[Sami Khalil]

Can't help but smile at this poem with its assertion. I think you have more hidden meanings than that...Bravo...............

[Raymond Federle]

Thanks Sami! :)

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:)..............

[Caradoc]

Just read this again. The picture you put is priceless!

[Kaity Fisher]

Quite funny and hooked me from the start! Once again, this was amazing! Just work on your grammar, there's still a couple of minor problems.

[BriBri]

Read this with a smile on my face. I won' t trust anything cute and cuddly because it will kill me. :)

[Raymond Federle]

lol Thanks for your review! I think kittens would be ok to trust though. :)

[Sapphire Queen]

This is one of the most awesome things I have ever read.

[Veeran Black]

Bear phobia just grew x100 lol. Good read

[R. L. Hill]

What? HAHA....Even the fluffy small ones?

[Raymond Federle]

Especially the fluffy ones...cause you don't see it coming from them, they're sneaky.

[R. L. Hill]

Sneaky little b******s....What a world we live in! Where men and bears are enemies! It burdens my heart.

[sonnie ibadah]

LMFAO!!! you're such a funny guy...
"Just ask that guy who lived with the bears....oh that's right, he got killed by a bear, and then it ate him."
my favorite line. awesome poem...!

[Raymond Federle]

Sometimes my weirdness is a good thing. :)

[sonnie ibadah]

trust me, normal is overrated...