ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!

I had the sudden urge write something that rhymes, its been a long time, since that idea has crossed my mind. So here it is, took me from 3 hours to write 3 minutes worth of text. enjoy it :3

       
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!

you dont understand the position I'm in
I'm whistelin' to myself but nobody is listenin'.
I'm out and in and in and out my train of thought
I dont know what im thinkin bout'
Your words are fadin'
'cause my head is in the clouds.

My thoughts are roundabout.
I'm about to shout,
dont even give a f**k whatever comes out of my mouth.
I wish I could tell you that your input really counts
but it dont, heres what im currently thinkin' about:

[chorus]
For shame, Im thinkin 'bout playin' this game;
for keeps startin this week and its all thanks
to uniball and papermate so keep it straight
the cost of pen and paper doesnt seem to elevate alowing me to make several mistakes.
And as a bonus? This hobby lets me think;
As long as there's ink, I can keep my sanity for weeks
So just stop, turn the music down, stay calm around me
Before I throw the F bomb around

Everybody,
listen up!

I'm back in the act...
of rap...
how you gonna' react?
are all your muscles gonna contract?
Go into the fetal position till your stuck like that?
No need to be afraid
as long as you dont counter attack
my intentions in fact, are simply that,
Simple facts its simply rap,
Simpler than Toney's class.
And thats something I passed,
the first time around
how you ask?
I payed attention in class...
pfft. my a*s.


Skip the homework f**k the tests forget the rest thats not the best
Just fall asleep after the notes thats what I did, and please dont hate.
I was just in my desk, doing my best, takin the test, and he happened to happen to catch me I guess.
tryin to masturbate. I mean mastercate my gum, s**t I fucked up, I twisted my tounge all up and such.
I start getting discriminating looks when im tounge tied, I guess that is why I'm quite quiet and shy, all of the damn time.


oh no! im thinking it again! ill just pretend I didnt understand myself this time my friend.

[CHORUS]

A couple verses and what do you know I'm two minutes in,
And when I picked up my pen, I had no clue where to begin.
No end in sight, and even no sight in end.
oops, sorry, that didnt make any sense.
Im going to try to speaker this seran wrap.
OH HAT! My words are phoning up, whats up with that
It's one in the morning, my fish is fried, its trashed.
So goodnight, where's that funny lookin chorus at.

For shame, Im thinkin 'bout playin' this board game;
for keeps startin this week and its all thanks
to uniball and paper plates so keep it straight
the cost of pen and paper doesnt seem to disingrate allowing me to make several steaks.
And as a bonus? This hobbit lets me drink;
As long as I drink, I keep my humanity for weeks
So just stop, turn the promotion down, stay have a brownie
Before I throw an H bomb around

oops. I guess I've had 1 a.m. too many

 

Author's Note

[EXPLICIT]
If you want any hope at finding the RHYTHMS... read using the punctuation and not trying to read lines. The punctuation is bad specifically for the reason of trying to find a rhythm.

any CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is loved :3

Reviews

[mmzx]

whoooooooooh.
cute!