An Attempt at Comedy Through Use of Phrase

Not a real poem. Just wanted to write something funny down. I write a lot of serious poems that I'm very proud of. I also like to joke around occasionally though. Enjoy!

I will hold my ground and bury you under it

Wipe the floor with and treat you like dirt

Drag your name in the mud until you can read between the lines in the sands,

Dust to dust, ashes to ashes,

I will spread you over the earth butter on bread crumbs

I will write you into a page like blood on water

And make your ink incorporeal phantom go back to heaven on high spirits

Soul searching ghosted by angels

I will beat you until your scrambled

Walking on eggshells until they call you a chicken

And you’ll wonder which one came first,

Crossing the roadkill you’re a deer in the headlights

I am a mack truck and a bad apple about to spoil your a*s

Like Steve Jobs did to Windows

Looking through the eyes of your soul and I see a well whipped yolk

Sunny upside-down from getting wise cracked

For three years straight of flipping the bird when you thought you were Marty McFly,

You got swatted out the sky like I called the FBI and you can count your lucky stars

Because your seeing em,

And imma send you back into dreamland then

Author's Note

I promise I read every single review, and I generally will reply to them. I look forward to my next review, because it helps me learn. Even if it's just one word, I promise, I will be happy to hear anything you feel needs sharing. Whenever you write on my shortcomings or breakthroughs, or the themes of my poems, or share ideas and friendly criticism, it decides my next poem to an extent. I will listen, learn and be thankful. And 99% of the time, you'll get a reply unless you're trolling me.

Reviews

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

Extremely clever funny yet sarcastically slightly sinister lol poem 😂
Enjoyed

[R.J Calzonetti (SinisterPotatoe)]

Glad you liked it! :)

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Excuse me... Who's "You"? And yes funny but you made it spooky as well. Spook-Comedy 😈... I'm aware of this side of you already.
Everyone: This is a man with a really great sense of humor. 😀. Only the layers of dark poems hides this jolly, joyful being.
Am I right?😄

[R.J Calzonetti (SinisterPotatoe)]

It’s a joke poem, yes. I wanted to sound like I was pretending to be tough.

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Hmm...your really nice.

[Robert Trakofler]

now that was some sinister potatoes if I ever did see them thank my lucky star I still can:/

[R.J Calzonetti (SinisterPotatoe)]

Thanks Robert, glad you enjoyed the wordplay.