No way man!

2 guys, 1 girl, 1 mess.

Eric: Whoa, dude it's Macy!

John: Yea she lookin good!

Eric: I think I'm gonna ask her out.

John: Yea like she'd go out with you!
Eric: She just broke up with Anthony, it's my chance.

Eric lights up a cigarette and walks over to her.

Eric: Hey Macy, I hear you broke up with Anthony?

Macy: So? Yea I'll be right back.

Macy walks over to John.

Macy: Hey your kinda cute, wanna go out with me?

John: uh I was actually gonna ask you that. Did you reject Eric?

Macy: yea totally, 'cause I DONT LIKE SMOKERS.

John: to bad for him.

Macy: do you smoke?

John: no, it can give you emphazima or lung cancer, I wouldn't risk my life just cause some people think it's cool.

Macy: yea people don't get it but SMOKING DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL. IT ALSO DOESN'T RELIEVE STRESS.

John: So your saying smoking isn't helpful at all?

Macy: Nope. No excuses for smoking! People just believe what the commercials say!

 

Author's Note

DOWN WITH SMOKING! DOWN WITH SMOKING! IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL! WHOSE WITH ME?

Reviews

[Brittany DeFranco]

I hate it when people smoke. XP I can't stand the smell and my father died of cancer but I'm not sure of which type,
plus I'm afraid of medical things....DOWN WITH SMOKING!!!!
~Brittany
PS I'm hyper and pissed off at b******s that need to burst into flames!!!!!

[Lizzy]

this one is great too... i hate when my mom or step dad smoke it is so discusting!!!!

[Em]

me to. in hate when my grandma and dad smoke in front of me! it smells REALLY bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! remember that dude last year that came to our school that talked bout smokin and all the crap in it. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that was NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AmeliaRose]

i vote yes for down for smoking.
this sounds like the same skit from the DARE program schools make kids do every year. except they were at a movie theater and it was beer instead of smoking....

[Jessie]

(................................to be continued........................)