Legendary

A silly ode to Legends of Tomorrow.

We fly through space and time

or down to hell and purgatory

Fighting to prevent crime

and protect all of history

The Waverider's our sentient base,

our home outside of time

where tomorrow can be yesterday

and yesterday can be today

It's there we found our family

and we stand up for their honour

because they don't make us weaker;

they only make us stronger

Yes, our methods can be unique

and we work above the law

But we're sure to bring the bad guys in

if you let us be the chainsaw

So we put on our Sunday best

as we take missions head-on

Confront speedsters and unicorns

or get our Puritan... purit-on

We've met all the greatest names

through adventures in past and future tense

Even the Queen of France could not withstand

the charms of our fearless Captain Lance

And who knew the God of War

would be blue and cute and furry,

revered by fearsome Vikings

in a twisted version of history?

Or out in the Old West,

where we magically linked together

to defeat a temporal demon

with the worst orgy ever

We fought the forces of Darkh-ness

and saved all of mankind

from godmothers and demons

and evil masterminds

We've come a long way

on this wild and wicked ride

From misfits to Legends

who never bow out without a fight

We don't follow orders

At least, not to the letter

But we are at our very best

when we screw things up for the better

So no matter the time or space

we stand up to evil defiantly

You haven't heard the last of us, because...

when did a Legend ever go quietly?

Author's Note

I guess you have to have watched it!