Marijuana is a Boy's Best Friend

"lyrics"

A spliff

In the hand might be

 A little too pretentious

Marijuana is a boy’s best friend

 

A toke

Before a joke

Could make you choke

If you had to think before you spoke

 

Boys are bold

And girls do scold

That they’ll all lose their goods in the end

 

But rolled or just compact

Their bound to feel their sacks

Marijuana is a boy’s best friend

 

Philly’s!

E-Z Wider!

Pure Hemp!

Raw!

Where’s the nearest Head Shop?

I need to blow my mind!

 

When old pills won’t work

Something green or brown will do

Marijuana is a boy’s best friend

 

When old pills won’t work

But you’ve got things to do

Take a puff

Maybe forget that stuff.

 

That’s the ticket

You just can’t kick it

You never know how your day will end

 

 

 

Though some may get goofy

Some others get droopy

But marijuana is still a boy’s best friend

 

And those simple and goofy

Just sound plain loopy

Make no sense

Trying to sing like Prince

 

Eyes get red

And change the head

How mean is the need for Visine

 

But nice lips

Inhaling trees

Might get you on your knees

 

Mari!

Juana!

Don’t gimme no skunk weed!

Mari-Juana is a boy’s best friend!